Hatch

Serious answer, COuld you have sold it to the local chinese takeaway or kebab shop

'The Thames , The second longest river in London' 'That's Big Ben, it is 20 diameters in width' 'see that building over there that looks like a gherkin? well its called the gherkin because it looks like a gherkin'

How can they have odds on something filmed 8 months ago! or is the final hiring /firing live

Can't complain at getting all 10 wickets on day 1. I bet Punter is having a great evening tonight. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

'Football at Fratton Park'

I love Maggie I bow at her feet.

never ever fails to amuse

is this going to happen, or has it happened already and I missed it? The bright red screen makes it difficult to read subtlely (sp?) at work, quite like the light blue option the old forum had

Not happy with the 2.30 am starts. Much preferred the midnight ones.

I'm sure the tax evaders are paying there dues some how or other. They are just not giving as much as they can. Benefit cheats are just getting something for nothing.

Get yourself a Boris Bike

I liked him. Shame he got killed

got to say, didn't see that one coming. Would have got pretty decent odds on the next manager to go market.

yep, plus we know the passwords to their 'secret' email addresses.

I have a friend. Just one. But it's a start.

Anything wierd and wacky Noel Edmonds Saturday night TV type program. Especially the ones where he kills members of the public doing zany stunts.

Keith Chegwins The Naked Jungle

short answer - No

Nice one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0LMXah06EQ&feature=player_embedded#!

This was before the watershed as well!!

Superstars Prisoner Cell Block H Swap Shop

what time is Khan due on

according to the NotW, Tevez has asked for a transfer from Man City. Their castle is collapsing before it's even completed.

from what I saw yesterday when I was there, 90% of the people there were press and media!!!