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I was conceived in the bogs at The Dell. I am better than all of you.

Bell clearly didn't think he hit it, and he knows better than anyone.

C'mon England, don't **** this up. Need a couple of big partnerships now.

Murder backwards is Red Rum

me.

email their head office/customer service. Paddy Power most likely to do that sort of bet.

Lewis won 7-5 . Great final and a 9 darter to boot. Also, at the same time on BBC, Wolfie Adams beat John Boy Walton 4-3 in another great match with the final set going to sudden death

I have to get up at 6. Going to try and go right through i think. Deal with the tiredness as work somehow.

9 darter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three weeks ago i was thinking Eagles, then I changed my mind, but I'm going to change again and go back to the Eagles. or e/w Falcons.

Portobello market. A little family run stall, I think celebs should have on their own forum section on this website so we can discuss all the gossip.

don't mean he is injured. i mean drop him, i had him for first scorer today.

Lambert out!

I subscribe to Heat . I get so excited waiting for each issue . You get to find out stuff like where Natalie Appleton buys her oranges from and what colour shoes Abi Clancy has bought.

Our Glorious Leader, Maggie T. Gazza Michael Douglas Elton John Cilla Black and RIP to Pete Postlethwaite..Top Actor.

Someone else must have got my presents seeing as I didn;t get a single one.

Anderson beats Jenkins 6-2. He was awesome again. Definite World Champ.

Spoke to my brother in Sydney, he reckons its going to rain today.

Can't say I have ever seen him, but I'm guessing he arses around on the pitch before matches. Therefore isn't he aimed at entertaining the under 10 age group, so getting a bit upset with him is a bit pointless.

Wow. Right result as well. Webster was much better.

Botley Car Boot Sale circa 2007. Box of them. £3 for job lot of 50.

Anderson is absolutely flying, where has this form come from??? He could really win this year!

Just remembered I met Brett Ormerod in a strip club in Magaluf. I can't make further comment on a public forum, so make your own stories up, they will probably be close to the truth anyway. ;-)

Adkins to Palace , unless Liverpool grab him first. My plumber was told by a bloke down the bookies.

Done the Ibiza clubs in the early 90s, no idea what they were called from memory , I doubt if I knew what they were called when I was actually in them, so they must have been good. Best club I ever went to was the Chunnel CLub in Vauxhall. And of course, a shout out to Mirage in Windsor for old times sake.