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It's been delayed as The9 is down at the Superstore banging on the doors demanding to know what country the cotton used to make the socks was sourced from.

Craig David 500/1 How can you say that means FA? he is quoted so MUST be in the running!

released just before Fathers Day. So essentially, if you're a father and want the new shirt but don't get it on Sunday, your kids hate you.

Aboutvtime. It was always going to happen

Huddersfields last four games.... Chelsea (A) Everton (H) Manchester City (A) Arsenal (H)

Nowhere near the player he was before his injury, shame as I like him. Extremely fortunate to get another premier club in for him though

No leaks yet. There are always leaks ?

I'd take 30 if offered it

Anyone believing the monopoly cover up must be a bit simple. or live a really secluded simple life.

alcohol. All of it.

She seems to have a great pair of tits

I really like both of those mock ups, particularly the home. I'm not that bothered about the small differences in the collars or the fact the Doris did the sewing this year and not Ethel.

I would have thought he would want a team that was playing Champions League no matter what country they are from.

New manager unveiling

Poor Pompey. So Eisners son to be the new manager then !

Hospitality needs to be upgraded, after all that is where the real supporters go

If you donated a grand to save your club, then the club was 'saved' and then you got your money back as well.. Thats a pretty much win win. Still hate the c***** though.

Fit and Proper Person test to pass first

An away game please first up would be nice. Like Huddersfield.

Arm police helicopters with napalm

Did you see the room full of whores he had staying with him? No wonder he had no energy for eating. Footnote : This is unlikely to be the reason and I may have made this up.

Most refs would have given that as Redmond offside, and then booked him.

I'm in the office but done about 10 mins work. Max

Gabbiadini looks painfully shy to me, and therefore afraid to moan at his team mates for not passing to him.

First game on Match of the Day with out a doubt. BBC may even go Pay per view for this one once demand gets going.