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My 'Fan satisfaction' in Portsmouth FC now being completely useless and insignificant is very high. Are they still in the football league ?

I'm not sure Zlatan will be fit for our game, after that violent push on him by Surman that made him collapse , I will be surprised if he ever walks again. Bless him the poor flower.

They should try and arrange for as quick as possible, so that Zlatan will be serving his ban that he will undoubtedly get

Had to vote Portsmouth, I can't lie . with the bestest mostest passionistest supporters in the World, and currently in a false position, ( for the umpteenth year in a row)

Previous winners have been Londonderry and Hull, so I would argue they have a chance!

In the pub before the match , someone had a spare they were selling for face value ( £72 in think) That was quickly snapped up by some lucky sod.

Referee: Jonathan Moss Assistants: E Smart, H Lennard Fourth official: J Linington We have had Moss twice this season, winning both , West Ham and Norwich.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/our-region/portsmouth/southampton-fan-ejected-from-fratton-park-after-fighting-erupts-1-7844364 So the Snooze reports that the only violence came from Pompey supporters.

He was still limping about on crutches on Sunday.

The Manchester United fans near me stopped holding their flash light up when they scored, after they were very politely ( ) asked by myself if they could refrain from doing so.

He is just a big lump with slow reactions to low shots

I'm so excited , I wanna go now

I would avoid the Globe unless you like waiting about 45 mins to get served. Plus, it will be full of Mancs.

Wayne Shaw embarrassed himself and his club last night.

Going to get the train in from Gerrards Cross, only about 20 mins or so journey. Coming back , I don't give a f**k , I'll be w@nkered

gulp!!!

Only supporters with 10+ home games can book trains.

sold out. Plan B. Mug someone wearing a jesters hat outside the ground on match day.. I get in, they don't. Win win.

So left the 'massive' Pompey FC so he could put the cones out for the England Under 15s instead. Surely some mistake.

Koeman to Barcelona this summer

more booing lies, as we know this never happens, but its reported by Factless, who also never lies. This is all very confusing. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-boss-lifts-lid-on-substitution-mix-up-1-7820044

Newcastle, Sheff Wed, Leeds.