Hatch

He was still limping about on crutches on Sunday.

The Manchester United fans near me stopped holding their flash light up when they scored, after they were very politely ( ) asked by myself if they could refrain from doing so.

He is just a big lump with slow reactions to low shots

I'm so excited , I wanna go now

I would avoid the Globe unless you like waiting about 45 mins to get served. Plus, it will be full of Mancs.

Wayne Shaw embarrassed himself and his club last night.

Going to get the train in from Gerrards Cross, only about 20 mins or so journey. Coming back , I don't give a f**k , I'll be w@nkered

gulp!!!

Only supporters with 10+ home games can book trains.

sold out. Plan B. Mug someone wearing a jesters hat outside the ground on match day.. I get in, they don't. Win win.

So left the 'massive' Pompey FC so he could put the cones out for the England Under 15s instead. Surely some mistake.

Koeman to Barcelona this summer

more booing lies, as we know this never happens, but its reported by Factless, who also never lies. This is all very confusing. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-boss-lifts-lid-on-substitution-mix-up-1-7820044

Newcastle, Sheff Wed, Leeds.

It depends when Valentines Day is ?

I liked him, seemed bright and switched on. Talked sense too on the highlights programme he did a few years back

seems a very unlucky chap, keeps getting into the scrapes. never his fault though probably. Suspended again. Failed drug test this time http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/15070410.Blues_striker_Ranger_suspended_after_failing_drugs_test/

Pele Charlton Best Moore

To be honest, If I had a chance of 'queue jumping' to get a ticket I would do it. Why would I care that someone I had never met or would ever meet got a ticket or not. Not sure I would be so blatant though, I would be more underhand and cunning ;-)

Good times

Jose debut going well

That mad effing Italian Osvaldo was high profile.

good win percentage in that shirt too

Plymouth, so good they came twice.

The players used that 'Invisible' option on Saturday Boom Boom.