Hatch

plus 2

they fooked up whoever it was. Now an innocent thread will have Operation Ore all over it. Lifetime ban IMO

You're right. This thread is the pits

aaaaaah. bokkols.

and for next weeks 'random people giving the club advice' section we will have Fiona Phillips explaining the art of the overlapping full back.

jeez, some people are so up themselves.

Wayne Bridge played most consecutive Premier league games, I'm sure he missed some cup games during that run though. So I reckon it is someone else.

I've had a vision from above.... (or some would call it a text from Durleyfos) 4. 'What a waste of petrol'

Soot gets everywhere

6. shot from the kick off 7. Patrick 8. keith Cassells ????

Redknapps house of cards is crumbling....

They did, both took the 10th penalties and both scored brilliant penalties especially the Celtic keepers.

sods law

Celtic 8 Dundee 8 and counting.......none missed so far

Hope it doesn't rain, otherwise there will be about 8

10. Franny

'Parked' my Dads brand new BMW into a ditch near Otterbourne.

excellent. My first ever away game. It's been downhill ever since. And has there been a worse haircut in football than Alan Bileys.

and likewise the women are just a quick bunk up and not likely to get a committed relationship. So when Mr Footballer tells them to sling their hook in the morning they shouldn't get upset/ cry to the NotW / cry to the Police.

I thought the original post was a joke. I didn't get it so ignored it rather than show myself up to be a moron.

Why is it always in February, why can't it be moved to the summer when lurvin' is more fun.

Out of court settlement coming up methinks

There is probably enough food down the side of the sofa to keep me going for a week.

is it worth taking the family there? 3 girls aged 12,11 and 7. Also , best places to stay, Are the resort hotels value for money or not? Any other recommendations.

Taking BtF out for a romantic meal.