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Getting kick in the head with trainers hurts more than getting kicked in the head with shoes I guess.

I don't need to go to Ayr to know its a ****hole full of nutters. In fact , substitute any Scottish town for Ayr in that sentence.

Being a CofE school, you could be right.

Going to watch one tonight. My youngest is 'a camel' Which is an improvement on my oldest who a few years ago played the part of 'a tree'. And the school is calling it a 'Nativity play' as well and not some namby pamby name to satisfy the loony left. I'm sure it will be great

you make your bed, you lie in it.

He is now a presenter on Talk Sport as well.

Probably, just checked trains and things. £750 return. I booked 2.

Mel Barefield, whose son was in the lesson, said: 'The teacher had said to them that Father Christmas wasn't real, Rudolph was a cartoon character and that Christmas trees come from Germany eh?.. What's the harm in that, or have I missed something. Is there a special story I have missed out on for all these years?

Drogna. And that'll be a fact.

http://www.htafc.com/page/TicketsNewsDetail/0,,10312~1480500,00.html £2 a ticket. That is all.

Was in one on Saturday for a look around. The queues were huge, with people buying poxy crap. I mean, who in their right mind would queue for half an hour to save 50p on something. mentalists.

But all it needs anyway , is a referee with half a brain who can see when the wall encroaches. It's not that difficult. Just book the player if he is too close. It will soon stop.

I love this, The bloke who sells soap for a living, is helping out the soap dodgers. Brilliant. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23598922-details/Soap%20tycoon:%20Why%20I'm%20funding%20airport%20demos/article.do?expand=true And of course, I'm sure his business would survive without air travel.

We only have 15 hours to save the earth!

That's given Mr Lowe a 'pay per touch salary scheme' idea.

Unfortunately I watched The Transporter with Jason Statham last night. So bad , I couldn't turn it off.

Looks like they keep the child locked up in the cupboard.

Why does she have a sanitary towel on her head?

frozen fingers

Southampton 3 - Charlton 2 Liverpool 1- Southampton 2 Southampton 3 - Pompey 0 bung in a cup win over Pompey as well. and if I remember rightly, 4th place in the Premier League. Just 5 poxy years ago. Merry Christmas.

Some people are so stupid.

ahh, Having re-read it, I think the £1.7bn is the budget for the whole city makeover not just this one scheme.

£1.7bn...where did that figure come from and how the hell do they expect to get it back.

Sounds like he has the same thing that Bradley Wright Phillips seems to have.

Damn, I was hoping that really was a video of you in the shower.