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I think we blew it yesterday with the poxy run rate (as usual). We should have put the game beyond India by about the tea break on the 4 th day.

Why wasn't Campbell sent off for the assault on Owen when he scored the first goal? Unless kicking someone 6 feet in the air, 2 seconds after the ball has gone is now allowed.

or just Woolworths

Hunky Fireman calender

Chris Hoy. Right result IMO. Mclaren came second. Addlington Thrid.

I wish we had another 30 or 40 runs in the locker

Burnley are collapsing. Not scored for ages now

Probably the most ****ed I have ever been at a game. Didn't come home for two days after.

Fri - Sun. In hiding from Rozzers as I slashed up some paedo yesterday.

Eng all out for 316. India now on 37-3 Swann takes 2 wickets in his first ever over in test cricket. Nice one.

Getting kick in the head with trainers hurts more than getting kicked in the head with shoes I guess.

I don't need to go to Ayr to know its a ****hole full of nutters. In fact , substitute any Scottish town for Ayr in that sentence.

Being a CofE school, you could be right.

Going to watch one tonight. My youngest is 'a camel' Which is an improvement on my oldest who a few years ago played the part of 'a tree'. And the school is calling it a 'Nativity play' as well and not some namby pamby name to satisfy the loony left. I'm sure it will be great

you make your bed, you lie in it.

He is now a presenter on Talk Sport as well.

Probably, just checked trains and things. £750 return. I booked 2.

Mel Barefield, whose son was in the lesson, said: 'The teacher had said to them that Father Christmas wasn't real, Rudolph was a cartoon character and that Christmas trees come from Germany eh?.. What's the harm in that, or have I missed something. Is there a special story I have missed out on for all these years?

Drogna. And that'll be a fact.

http://www.htafc.com/page/TicketsNewsDetail/0,,10312~1480500,00.html £2 a ticket. That is all.

Was in one on Saturday for a look around. The queues were huge, with people buying poxy crap. I mean, who in their right mind would queue for half an hour to save 50p on something. mentalists.

But all it needs anyway , is a referee with half a brain who can see when the wall encroaches. It's not that difficult. Just book the player if he is too close. It will soon stop.

I love this, The bloke who sells soap for a living, is helping out the soap dodgers. Brilliant. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23598922-details/Soap%20tycoon:%20Why%20I'm%20funding%20airport%20demos/article.do?expand=true And of course, I'm sure his business would survive without air travel.

We only have 15 hours to save the earth!

That's given Mr Lowe a 'pay per touch salary scheme' idea.