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Mr J. Terry Xx xxxxxxx Road Tilgate Crawley West Sussex

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I wonder if thats a consequence of that Donkey Delap hacking him down the other week and weakening it.

Drogba should have received a 3 year ban, as per the law of the land.

He will die in prison, regardless of the length of sentence he receives.

In fact it's actually part of her job.

It could happen. 1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth. 2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred. 3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred 4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred. 5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred. 6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July. See, perfectly plausible.

aaah, I get it. Kicked out for cheating on him!!

This site needs a new dating forum.

You must be upset, like I was, about the 10,000 redundancies announced last week. what goes around......

Agreed, the best ever. echo what Chorlton said above.

I'll be in charge of the wenches.

Why not copy the idea of myfootballclub.com who bought Ebbsfleet. But instead of buying a club, buy a player Tevez stylee and then loan him to the club. Then sell him next year to Chelsea for £50 million. (or more)

Not much of a trek from Manchester, to be fair.

Rule 1. on all the above methinks.

Any news on the German Squad?? Is it full strength or will they be experimenting as well?

It must be the weekend for domestics, my neighbour has been thrown out as well by his missus.

Can't , as in not allowed. The fat cheat has some sort of legal thing going on so any search comes up with a message saying ' sorry, not allowed' or something

Did you know that you can't google Maradona in Argentina. Back with another less interesting fact later.

half the squad can't get out of there quick enough. I bet all the withdrawals (except hart) play for their clubs next weekend.

The ground looks full

Does it involve cats?

Armour?

Has he not answered this in the other thread.

Taken driving lessons off the wife I see.