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Got fukced. 8/10

kcuf knows... Don't know where we are staying, the 'itinerary', or anything. I just shelled out ****s loads of cash to the best man, no questions asked.

Going on a stag weekend in a few hours to Bournemouth. Fri - Sun ----> Drinking very heavily, strippers, extras etc etc

Isn't he speculating rather than being specific?

Mutton dressed as lamb. or something.

LOL. love it. That is now part of my vocabulary.

Grilled and unsmoked. There. You have it. The definitive answer, girls and boys.

The perfect bacon sandwich is one that is cooked by someone else while you are still in bed.

The Church will be the next firm to go tits up due to the credit crunch. The Government will then buy them out and nationalise it.

ly pointless.

J. What Bungle said.

It's a play on words. What do you reckon, is it catchy?

A Smash'n'Nicey type DJ or one of those noisty scratchy fckuers type DJS

A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den. PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday?

I do extreme sports. Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle.

Tried that, doesn't help. Still can't think of one.

:smt102 I couldn't name one of her songs if I sat here for a million years

She is another one of those, 'what the **** do you do and why are you always in the paper' people

I'm going out there with a fiver and become a loan shark. I'll be beating them off with a ****ty stick , as they will be so eager to take on my 10,000% offers.

Same as one of those Kennedy fellas

1/2 % annually not monthly

'fags' being the correct term.

Who wins the signed photo. MY vote goes to B rabbit.

Have the high street banks followed suit though?

You're right. It wasn't a mistake. It was a gamble. He took a gamble and he lost. Now he is paying for it. As are innocent third parties.