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Grilled and unsmoked. There. You have it. The definitive answer, girls and boys.

The perfect bacon sandwich is one that is cooked by someone else while you are still in bed.

The Church will be the next firm to go tits up due to the credit crunch. The Government will then buy them out and nationalise it.

ly pointless.

J. What Bungle said.

It's a play on words. What do you reckon, is it catchy?

A Smash'n'Nicey type DJ or one of those noisty scratchy fckuers type DJS

A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den. PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday?

I do extreme sports. Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle.

Tried that, doesn't help. Still can't think of one.

:smt102 I couldn't name one of her songs if I sat here for a million years

She is another one of those, 'what the **** do you do and why are you always in the paper' people

I'm going out there with a fiver and become a loan shark. I'll be beating them off with a ****ty stick , as they will be so eager to take on my 10,000% offers.

Same as one of those Kennedy fellas

1/2 % annually not monthly

'fags' being the correct term.

Who wins the signed photo. MY vote goes to B rabbit.

Have the high street banks followed suit though?

You're right. It wasn't a mistake. It was a gamble. He took a gamble and he lost. Now he is paying for it. As are innocent third parties.

I thought this was going to be about the front page in The Sun today. Single woman, 7 kids, £170,000 a year in benefits, living in a £1.2m house paid for by tax payers.

Do Heerenveen still have those little hearts on their kits? I bet Sol thinks they look 'ever so fabulous' (PS How do you type in a camp style? )

I'm going to buy a ticket and not go so that there is at least one empty seat

That sounds like a name of a band that someone like Rory would like.

Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches.

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