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Geoff Cameron of Stoke, can play wide right.

Well, thank god its only that, I thought the club had started taking money from dogging sites.

all I can see is a rickety old football stadium being squeezed into a tiny space with zero room for expansion. Whatever supermarket takes that space will want a lot more parking as well, I wonder where that will come from.

Salzburg manager is Adolf Hutter. not particularly interesting, but you do read it twice just to make sure.

Surely he would never take it, Skates usually give new managers about 2 or 3 defeats before the back stabbing, they would be after Beatts as soon as they conceded a corner.

This is a potential huge story

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/lionel-messi-want-celtic-back-5521601

The lure is strong, feel the force. http://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/borussia-dortmund/klopp-bittet-bvb-um-vertragsaufloesung-40552596.bild.html Jurgen Klopp to leave Dortmund in the summer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/lamborghini-crashes-disney-world-killing-passenger-article-1.2183140

Malkay Mackay has the right attributes to be a Pompey Manager

in other cricket news, England are 1 for 1 against WI , Trott out without troubling the scorer.

Blue Shoes seems to be quite normal, I'm shocked.

got a stinking hangover this morning, this has cheered me up.

looks like Chris Nicholl

was going to say this as well.

is that text speak ? with Alan Knight MBE or Alan Knight Maybe?

get out!

http://www.celebritiesmoney.com/portsmouth-fc-squad-salary/ no idea if genuine or not, probably not tbf, especially the Barcelona Bound Jed Wallace.

I do realize that unfortunately it is very unlikely to happen, but they only have 49 points, which would not have been enough to have kept them up in the last 2 seasons.

Only found out was an April Fools when my order wouldn't go through http://www.firebox.com/product/7078/Inner-Selfie-Stick?via=hp&s=1x1&t=new

oh, and I haven't even mentioned the thread suggesting that they receive public funds to build a new stadium !!!

A few managerial suggestions from POL seeing as they now seem to want Awford out again Gary Johnson Martin Allen Ian Holloway Twitchy and Paulo Di Canio

plus one

FAO Andreas Lubitz

There could be collateral damage of quite a few people losing their jobs because of this , not just Clarkson.