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To encourage you Scotty and ampersand, I will repeat a joke I heard thirty years ago and have probably already posted, nevertheless it still makes me laugh! What do you call a bloke with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob

Thanks Tartan, there's clearly an appetite for structure and rules in the urinal. And in the sh_i_tter. We have had two documented cases of unnecessary pant dropping. How can this be eliminated?

There we are - is this considered any way normal - who grows up thinking this kind of behaviour is normal????

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/08/31/video-lightning-strike-yorkshire-motorist-lucky-escape/?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl9|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D125135 Blimey, I've never seen a lightning strike in real life before, and this one happened a couple of seconds after a bloke got out the way.

Do you start wiping immediately if someone occupies the trap next door, or do you engage in a grim battle of wits in attempt to 'shame' them out before you? Has anyone left a trap at the exact same time as the person next door, having heard each other take a dump and then wiping? Especially in a a quiet toilet with no hand dryers going off? I couldn't cope with it.

Not an expert by any means, but I view 'NLP' as 'State the benefits (of whatever you're trying to sell), repeat the benefits and demonstrate the benefits repeatedly'. It's not really about sales, it's about telling someone you can do something and then doing it. It's not a trick, it's asserting yerself! I admit many people will fail between the promise and the delivery. In regular work terms it's about suggesting that workers think about how and why they do things.

Doctors believe the incurable syndrome was caused by an accident in 2001 when she fell down some stairs. Sounds like Viz. There was another similar thread a couple of years back, and I imagine it's awful-ish. Imagine getting that wash of endorphins every hour! I struggle wth two orgasms a day, wou;d't like to reach her peak

My ex likes sucking plums

Got made redundant end of 2008 - spent six months househusbanding (stressful but worthwhile,good insight into the other half's life), then finally decided to cash in our visas to Oz. It was the redundancy that made me make the move - an opportunity - a chance to change.

Can't believe there's over 100 views on this, yet it seems people feel uncomfortable about talking about weeing. So I am bumping my own pointless thread. Cmon, express yourselves!

doh 0 why did you post this so late! It's midnight here, and I'm trying to find a stream. There are a number of reliable sites, but can't see Saints on Bet 365 which is my normal go to

Have you had any replies yet, Joel?

Saints is the South

22 replies on this 5h1tand nobody gives a stuff about my Urinal thread - what's the world coming to?

Thanks FC, and Bletch, I've heard of Dawkins, but not partaken, so I should do. I think the idea of people coming together to look after each other - ie congregate is what caused religion, like. And buying into the idea that their 5hitty lives and some reason.

This comes from too many years in the east!

We had a thread about arse wiping habits some time ago, now is the time to discuss a particular point about urinal behaviour,no, I am not talking about equidistance, glancing, though maybe tugging. There's a bloke at work who undoes his belt, unbuttons and fully unzips his trousers and adopts a semi squat position (presumably to avoid his trousers falling down) whilst taking a **** in the urinal. He then seems to take an undue length of time ridding the Japs eye of any excess liquid. Due to the 'no glance' rule, I don't know whether he is well hung or not. I do recall this behaviour when at primary school, often kids would let their trousers fall down, in order to not **** all over their clothes. I was shocked about the 'standing arse wipe' in the arse wipe thread, but can anyone enlighten me about this kind of ****ing behaviour? Is it something to do with having a big cock or being circumcised? I fall into neither category, but it's such a bloody performance, I wonder if it's a medical condition.

Agree with OP - rare event. I'm sure other football teams and Pompey will have a laugh at our bright eyed enthusiasm about getting beaten. However, logic suggests we could beat Wigan, then we'll be chuffed.

So skintsaint will be watching you all in the early hours when you think it's safe to post porn! Happy modding folks - it would be interesting to have a little resume of you both.

I like the above jokes, due to their crapness. I don't think Turkish from the previous page has got his Brown Wings (pitcher grade).

First we take the home counties, then we take it all. It only took ManYoo & Liverpool 50 years (coupled with the word spread by economic migrants, not so much incentive to spread out from the South).

The stats are reallly about how many 'fans' the team has. The more fans you have, the more likely those fans will be geographically disparate, stands to reason. Wigan - bugger alll fans, Norwich - very challenged geographically, Saints - Hampshire enclave (apart from the smelly bit). Basically, the list reads as a list of total fan volume, and is therefore pretty meaningless as the volume = success+history.

Hillingdon. The place where dreams go to die. But it is west, on the tube, and relatively cheap, as I recall. Else the Dallas of the South, Croydon was very forgiving in terms of entry and return to Victoria (nurse!) or London Bridge, plus the tram. Take your point about the old joints, even if you're 'door to door' with the tube, there's still lots of walking involved in some tube stations. However, London isn't forgiving for the 'semi disabled' (I consider myself one of these), if you're slow, you'll get knocked over.

Don't worry mate, I ask coz I've been there - at least in having to go through the talking to people who talk like a menu type. I would say, however, that having done 1.13 an hour for a period of time is better than just claiming. Not having a job is really the s4ittest place to be and will get more so. Employers don't necessarily look only for skills - they look for 'reliability' - unless you're a superstar, turning up every day on time is a big deal, so if you can demonstrate that, it gives an advatage, even at crap wages. So that rubbish time on rubbish money gives you 'kudos'on your CV, and you should emphasise that in your next job app. Work is about 'sucking it up' until you get into a position to 'give it out'. A4e sound like nobs.