Golac's Iron Gonads

Gazzaniga is the ****ing business.

No, but it also applies. There was a thread about having a dump at football matches, has anyone ever had I wa nk? I'm genuinely interested, I felt like one after Morgan's goal on Saturday.

I'm not sure what they are doing right, I have a feeling it's an awful lot of luck, I've lost a considerable sum of money backing them to lose against a variety of teams, in all the games they have been absolutely battered and somehow managed to avoid defeat. A quick look at the fantasy stats show that Jaaskelainen has made 48 saves this season, the highest of all prem keepers. I think if someone could find the number of shots they've allowed on goal it wouldn't be that different from ours.

I'm pecularly gifted in that I am able to last 1 hour and 50 minutes without feeling the need to push poor quality food down my throat or drink beer. It's especially easy if I start at 3pm on a saturday afternoon. I also as a general rule try to have a **** before I leave the house for any length of time.

I just got back from next Tuesday and it was 2-2

No matter how weak people think our defence is, there will only be one team with James Collins playing in it.

It is the sort of thing you would keep secret

I have to say I'm stunned that Ramirez's game is so highly rated, he looked impressive in the last 20 minutes but I thought he strolled around doing his best to avoid the ball in the first half. In the second half he at least looked like he wanted the ball but his passing seemed often under hit and he slowed down most attacks, in my eyes he didn't start playing until we were 3-1 up and the space opened up a bit. For me Ricky's touch and control were phenomenal today, his running excellent and he banged 2 in, easy MotM, followed by Clyne and Lallana. Ireland going off helped us greatly too.

Only took me 5 minutes to get tickets for the Villa game. Logged on yesterday at 9:25 had chosen 2 seats and paid for them by 9:31. My old man, who 'doesn't like booking online', had called the ticket office and was held in a queue when I logged on, he was still on hold when I showed him two seats in the Chapel End and asked 'they allright?'

I've thought all summer that this bloke cdajfu, but was too scared to mention it.

Danny and Rod Wallace buy both for 30 million and get a 3rd Wallace free.

Steve Moran circa 1981 = 18 million, but available to Man City/Liverpool/Chelsea for 30 m

I think you could just about argue that in every position we don't field the weakest player playing that position in the premier league. But I do think Kelvin comes close, I feel a bastard saying that as he's done a good job for us.

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I went and watched FC Seoul a couple of weeks ago, the half-time entertainment was called 100 vs 3 and involved 100 seven/eight year olds playing against 3 of Seoul's squad players, full sized pitch. The kids won, the 3 were actually trying to win, don't know if there was a win bonus of selection prize for them, but anyway they succumbed to sheer weight of numbers.

He looks like a Japanese version John Terry.

The top two results are links back to this thread the 3rd is about a rugby team.

I can understand that we wanted to stand out from Stoke and Sunderland, but I find it unpleasant and disappointing.

I'm rather happy to be getting some of the big teams out of the way first, they are usually bedding in superstar signings and not quite clicking after the summer break. Man Utd are always slow starters.

27 Tottenham (H) November 3 West Brom (A) 10 Swansea (H) 17 QPR (A) 24 Newcastle (H) 27 Norwich (H) December 1 Liverpool (A) 8 Reading (H) 15 Chelsea (A) 22 Sunderland (H) 26 Fulham (A) 29 Stoke (A) January 1 Arsenal (H) 12 Aston Villa (A) 19 Everton (H) 29 Man Utd (A) February 2 Wigan (A) 9 Man City (H) 23 Newcastle (A) March 2 QPR (H) 9 Norwich (A) 16 Liverpool (H) 30 Chelsea (H) April 6 Reading (A) 13 West Ham (H) 20 Swansea (A) 27 West Brom (H) May 4 Tottenham (A) 12 Sunderland (A) 19 Stoke (H)

August 18 Man City (A) 25 Wigan (H) September 1 Man Utd (H) 15 Arsenal (A) 22 Aston Villa (H) 29 Everton (A) October 6 Fulham (H) 20 West Ham (A)

I'll say no more but please view this, no one died or suffered 'horrific injuries'

I'm pro-flare.

I'd make a little inquiry into the availability of Ji sung Park.

You ****ing beauties!!!!!!