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Stuart Armstrong He did come from Celtic Stuart Armstrong Plays in the midfield Stuart Armstrong Oh woah Stuart Amrstrong It's Stuart Armstrong He did come from Celtic Woah woah woah Oh my Stuart Armstrong Plays for the Saints Sometimes, he doesn't start every game Fatigue could set in But he'll play a lot, hopefully And he'll improve with time Stuart Armstrong He did come from Celtic to the tune of Mambo Number 5

The first half meltdown on here from so-called supporters was embarrassing. Yes, granted, that performance against a barely mobile Celta team was shambolic and shows we're going to have another very poor season. And yes we've clearly signed players who would barely be Championship standard, but that's zero reason to slate the team and become so negative at the first opportunity. This season is a wonderful opportunity to build and prepare for a promotion push the following year. Why get depressed now just because we are so poor? Enjoy the football or don't bother watching.

New Rules by Dua Lipa would be my choice

Awww sweetheart. Nobody invited you onto their podcast yet?

If Theo ever comes home I'll be ITK again but for now all I hear about is what's going on at Everton. Yawn fest.

Adding any kind of heat to salmon is an absolute travesty.

FFS some of you lot are unbelievable! It was only preseason FFS and we've a LONG way to go before we are ready for the Premier League. Preseason means nothing FFS god damn ffs sh*t jesus woah ffs. That being said, it was an horrific performance and Stephens, Hoedt and Ward-Prowse need shooting or if you're feeling more generous perhaps just dropping. Hughes needs to sort this out or he deserves the sack. Based on that performance we are going down next season. FFS

Martin "He had no real right to shoot from there" Keown. Disallow the goal then. Moron.

"I look forward to spending some time here" haha alright we know you'll be off as soon as Scousehampton come in for you but didn't need to make it so obvious! Seriously though very good signing. Surprised and pleased with our early business!

Hoping this year will be the year he's given his chance. He's a popular member of the squad. The lads call him Sammy GeeGee. Players usually only get a nickname if they're liked so fingers crossed he sticks around and does well.

Don't think FF will be going anywhere and I'm sure he'll be more than happy to pick up his millions and millions sitting up in the stands each week. I reckon he's more than comfortable with that. Plenty of teams would want him (Championship or poorer foreign leagues) but no team will be able to match his wages or pay us a decent fee. Think we're stuck with him. Hope this Gunn fella is alright, but hands off McCarthy's number 1 spot for now kiddo. Macca is our hero of the hour.

Fake news.

He had absolutely no right to point that out from there.

Southgate has dislocated his shoulder. And there goes any hopes of progressing through the group now, ffs.

delete

In Portugal he's known as Ceddy The Sou, an affectionate name as he's loved back home. Was amazing to hear Matthew Upson call him exactly that last night though! He's obviously spent some time in Portugal, some decent research to be fair.

Missing out to Leicester isn't anything to be concerned about. If we missed out to Wolves, Bournemouth or Brighton it would be.

Bloody hell how good was Maguire? He won't be at Leicester for long. Only Tunisia but totally in control at the back (except for one mistake early on) and was our most attacking threat most of the game! Also winning everything in the air. Thought him and Stones were both very good. Ashley Young though. Shouldn't ever receive money for playing football. People like him should need to pay weekly subs and registration fee in order to play this game, yet he gets picked for his national side and receives millions from his club. Amazing.

Gotta say I take back my criticism of the designers regarding our home kit. The more I see it the better it gets. Or maybe it's just because Prowse is so darned handsome?

Wow. VAR finally does something useful. It's been a shambles so far but at least we finally have a positive.

It's about time we had another Maddison in the team. Does Neil have a son?

Really want to believe it will be a good game, but this is England. Chances are it'll be dull as dishwater and we might scrape a lucky 1-1. God save the queen.

The referee in this Germany Mexico game is brilliant so far

Wow, this Layun for Mexico is poor poor poor. Goal, Mex!

Hated the leaked images of the home kit but now I've seen more of it I think it's actually quite smart. Won't buy it though. Very disappointed with the unimaginative yellow kit and horrible sponsor colour clash though. Ah well, keeps 100 squid in me pocket I 'spose.