The Kraken

Theo is in the photos. He is in the 3 lions one.

You can't beat a good old attention seeking post. "I'm quitting, I am. Just you watch me. I'm not paying any more. This will cause everyone to panic as I'm clearly THAT important." It's right up there with the "Im such a simpleton that I can't just ignore that online user so instead I'm going to tell the forum that he's on my ignore list every single time he posts" brigade.

This. There is even a precedent, this happened from the Ugly Inside a few years ago. Some posters got do p*ssed off with StuRomseySaint so they created a new site called itsbeautifuloutside. It's still going. Some on the UI continue to post on both.

Did DPS just get outed?! Oops

Well said Frank. Thankfully in our theoretical forum pub there remains the old codger or two playing dominoes in the corner who is happy to stand up and speak up for the majority of the pub and its punters, despite how ridiculous they sound doing so. The type who will join the ranks of those staring into their drinks listening to the other OAPs drone on and on and on and on with their own stories of how things would be better if only they had their own way, and how things were do much more enjoyable in their day. Admittedly these pensioners can't afford to attend the pub as much as they would like, and certainly not as much as in their formative years. Yet their incessant drivel of remembering the pub days of yore is condensed into a time of more turgid boredom when they do actually turn up for their daily half pint of ale.

Sometimes I think Barry Sanchez might just be MLG wearing a wig and fake moustache.

OK, that's very good. #applause

The same group who have an entirely miserable time and make a pact to never visit the pub ever again, as it's not as good as it used to be. Only to all rock up again in the pub at the same time the very next day for the same round of dull conversation, incessant whingeing and false promises.

Saints are traditionally in red and white stripes but also have had a variety of other red and white kits from time to time, and we should stay that way.

:lol: Yes, clearly much more telling that having Jermain Defoe, Michael Carrick and the injured Theo Walcott and Andros Townsend in there. Plus Adam Johnson in the latter picture.

More like 5 or 6 loners all sat on their own looking miserable and pretending that their lives were actually more interesting 5 years ago.

Paul Smith; forever before his time.

All Baggies fans are now breathing a collective sigh of relief that they no longer resemble Brighton and Sheffield Wednesday and have an entirely unique kit.

How on earth did Paul Smith make such a dog's dinner of his suits? They're absolutely horrific, they just don't fit at all.

That what I did, Smirko. It's a poorly executed poll.

Nope. Just a bloody idiot.

Not really been done by Saints apart from the Denmark Hummel kit, but IMO this would be a decent nod to our history and a fine kit (but with white socks instead of black).

Think he'll go but don't think Ashley Cole will, I reckon Luke will get the nod. But yep, they don't look very nice suits at all.

I'd suggest there's at least 5 players in that picture who won't be going to Brazil.

Red and white halves. Black shorts white socks.

Voice of reason, pap. Correct about Glasgow (who I actually find humourous) and Barry (who I think tries far too hard). They're so obvious, everyone knows the routine. Yet for every Barry comment there's usually 5 others calling him a c*nt and what not; I think some people just like to be seen and get a bit uppity about "their" forum. Then you have the likes of Trousers and Goatboy, the latter who seems to be making a forum career out of following Glasgow around. It's all very bizarre to whine about the trolls and then give them extra publicity with every single post. It's a bit sad when you need an online button to actually ignore someone.

9 starts. 13 games in total.

Yep.

Yep. Cortese got the big things right at the right time, in particular the appointments of Pardew, Adkins and Pochettino. He was found very much wanting when it came to the commercial side and PR side of things, but with the all important structure of the club set in place we can now move on achieve that too. If we have to replace manager this summer then the biggest hope is that Kruger can spot a manager the way Cortese did; I can't stand the man but you simply have to admire his record of managerial appointments.

I always preferred the 1976 kit one they did a few seasons back. Not a fan of the crop circles. Our groundstaff have been brilliant since the days of the Dell. The climate helps but we've had flawless pitches almost as long as I can remember.