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If something isn't working, keep doing it. Managerial masterclass from Turdchel

I think we should bring Palmer on. Oh wait... Rogers then.

Getting to the point i almost want us to go. Horrible unlikeable squad and manager.

Shit. Horrible, ploddy, devoid of creativity, turd.

Keeper having a worldie. Getting to the point I'm not sure if I'll cheer if we score.

Can we equaliser so we can go out on penalties please. That'll feel much more like England.

Congo defending like their lives depend on it.

Can we get Ivan Toney and Watkins on please. For the lols.

I have Stella because I'm an uncultured swine.

Ref is a tit. But we shouldn't be relying on penalty chances. Need a goal before half time.

Var come on

This is shockingly bad.

Won't matter if we don't win this.

Off the sodding line but still not a goal

Absolutely no love for this England team. Horrific. Best striker we're likely to have for years and it'll be wasted.

This is embarrassing. At least we get to watch a good team next season.

I enjoyed our euro 24 campaign a ton more than I've enjoyed this world cup campaign.

Hate the squad, hate the defence and now one down. Ffs

Could have been worse...

I will never stop saying it... i can't stand stuttering run ups. I'd love to know the conversion rate because it can't be better than a normal run up

That's Nagelsmann sacked.

Paraguay through! History has been made and Germany are out.

Tah smashes it over! Another chance for Paraguay

Germany just love pens. Not over yet though....

Fucking hell Neuer saves it