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As Tokes wanted tits, I shall now post a picture of a pair of Great Tits. ...wait for it... ...they're coming... ...get your pants off now to save time... BOOM!

I'm desperate for either: Thiago Iniesta Tello Suarez or Arshavin Ribery Shevchenko Eliseu or Cabaye Long Ulloa N'Zonzi Gerrard Edu.

Welcome to the HoTello California...

Next transfer window will be the letter "G", when we try and sign Geymar.

Hells yeah! w00T for Saints!

Banega Bueno Bent All our signings will start with the letter B.

That may be because we're now in a position to challenge other big clubs for transfers whereas in the climb up the leagues with Adkins we could have been easily usurped. The change of management thing does ring truer though. I do hope we bring one more attacking midfielder or winger in. Hopefully the Bueno/Stoch rumours aren't completely dead in the water. We looked a bit lightweight attacking-wise when Punch dropped out of favour at the tail end of last season and Lallana was out of form. Then Ramirez went and got suspended. Definitely room for another attacking midfielder IMO.

Matty's Caddy is Papa Waigo? :-) Strangely enough, I had a dream we signing Iniesta recently, in a Keegan-esque style swoop. If only.

Really? Would be a cracking free signing if true.

Bloody tournaments. I can see him joining us, young, seemingly gifted, same nationality as Ramirez which might help and all in a position we need more quality in. However even if he does sign after the tournament, he'll need time off before he can pre-season train. Still would be a good acquisition from what I've heard. On here. Which admittedly isn't the be all and end all of knowledge.

Any news on Gonzalo Bueno? Those links went quiet.

They are giving us the "V Sign" with Saints programmes. I'm conflicted. If I'm going to get sworn at though, I'd rather it were with Saints merchandise or memorabilia.

No, but my car mat got chucked out the window once on the hard shoulder - I'd been trying to get a lighter out my left pocket, twisted to do so, both legs got stuck behind the wheel and I nearly caused a pile up on the M4 as I suddenly hit congestion. The car mat was the excuse and thus it got chucked. I also stopped on a roundabout once after the cherry on my fag dropped on my trousers and burned a hole in them. Needless to say I don't smoke in my car anymore. My sister was also very ill on the way to Hayling Island once from a packet of Love Hearts. They got the hard shoulder treatment too. No shoes though...

Arsenal sign Yaya Sanogo. Always try and sign him on FM - could be their new Anelka if they nurture him right.

I'm unsure if first from the right is male or female. Looks like Joe Swash but bummable.

They're clearly old enough. At least the third and fourth from the left had better be...

I do, but I'm not sure I have any up to date photos of myself.

Which one? :-)

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/9127925.Saints_fans_return_season_tickets_due_to_car_parking_change/​

Him AND Gaston would be utterly sexual.

"It's happening" - a warning that I was banging Kev Phillpps' missus in the outside bog in the Itchen/Chapel corner. *delete if inappropriate or out of date...

Lucas Biglia. Oh, wait...

American beer is tasteless IMO. I don't drink Stella or Bud. In our hotel room in Mexico, our mini fridge had Sol and Tecate, which is a light beer. (It's a very American dominated Mexican resort.)Sol was fine but the light beer was tasteless and horrible. Thankfully it was free and replenished every day so I did OK with the Sol.

Use tea as the best solution to life's little problems. "My leg fell off, bring me a brew!" Cue, of the type Ronnie O'Sullivan does better than anyone else. Queue, of the type people do at Wimbledon at 4am. Moan, of the type people at the back of the queue do when they realise they aren't getting into Wimbledon, and thus go for a brew instead.

I really hope that's not it...