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Useful - that's the version I'm currently playing. Apparently City see him in their starting XI in the next few years, so they're expecting big things. Would be a good season long loan, leaving the cash to be spent on other positions.

I should think this is the case with most of the player names that end up being discussed on messageboards.

I'm guilty here. That was a rumour I started on Football Rumours to see if it would filter back on here. Seems I was right! Kjaer is one of the top defenders in Europe and is joining Roma, his loan club. Not. A. Chance. Now if we can get that Andreas Bellend fella...

8 minutes would be a record for me for anything...:-D Stand By Me by Ben E King has caught my attention...

Just over two weeks until our wedding, and the future Mrs SNSUN and I have a list of songs as long as your arm to use as a first dance. The song that we consider "our song" isn't a song you can dance (or even sway) to, so that rules that out. Now we need to find a song with a decent tune, decent beat, apt lyrics and that doesn't go on forever. The trouble is the more songs we hear, the longer the list grows, as we like so much stuff. To those of you married (or divorced of course), what was your first dance wedding song and what did it mean to you? Does anybody have any good suggestions?

I'm in. I'd be happier seeing 'FutureSaintsXI' at the bottom of the table than the top. For comedy value. Plus there's a player called Bellend. He HAD to get a place in my team...

A big name signing would generate a similar level of feel good factor one would assume.

Billy is spoken for! Fat lads are us.

I have amazeballs under my amazepenis. :-D Matt Oakley released by Leicester. Just mentioning it, tis all.

Unbelievable scenes. Unbelieveable. That has to have bought the managers job for Di Matteo. With a depleted team, in Bayern's own back yard, Wow. Just wow, that was freaking amazing. Oh, and Redknapp? **** YOU!!!!!

Good enough to find another team, if he can stay fit, but not sure anyone will want him because of his injury record. God speed and thanks Dave.

The Sky curse is going to hit us hard next season! :-D

I have the Sky broadband/tv/phone package and I can't fault the broadband so far. Lightning quick. The only time it didn't work (ironically) is when we very first got it and plugged it in - Sky broadband was down for a few hours - but a quick look online made me realise that. (We had mobile broadband at the time with 3 which was very unpredicatable.) We'd definitely consider trying to abuse Sky for a discount though! I'm always on the hunt for a discount - I never buy anything online without looking for a discount code first. They're easy enough to find and sometimes they give you a good discount too.

I think £1.4 million for him is a bargain. Oh, wait...

If the youngsters are good enough, they should be played, but in the top league with the most exposure, it's a tough call to make. Without signings we'll go down, but the youth do have bit parts to play. Thank God the bench is 7 players again, and one youngster could get on it every game.

There's an 'e' missing somewhere. It's typos like this in text messages that get me into a lot of trouble.

It was their failure to keep Michail Antonio that swung it for me. No ambition, and Sheffield Wednesday are raping the rewards.

I'm turning down any approach I get from KUMB. I'd hate the poster I'd become if I transferred onto there. Likewise NSC and Hobnob Anyone, but to a lesser degree. Thankfully my SWF contract has 5 years left to run, so I'm relatively safe.

19/30 not bad. Likes beer/lager. Yep, amongst other things...

With the free salad they offer, does anyone actually order a starter at a Harvester?

I'd be surprised if Colchester made it to the Premier League in three years...

With the team we have currently, we're destinged for relegation. However by the start of next season with our new signings in place, I think we'll be fine. Stoke are due a bad season IMO.

SNSUN - Saint No Stopping Us Now O RLY - Oh Really? YA RLY - Yes Really. NO WAI - No Way!

My missus is massively in love with David Bentley, after she met him when he played for Norwich. (I'd question her judgement but then she is with me after all...) I'd love it if we signed him as I'd never have to persuade her to come to St Mary's ever again! He's a good player too, would sort the right midfield spot out, but I'd suggest he's destined for a mid-table Prem team. I'm loving the names we're linking ourselves with on here, but I reckon our first signing will bring us back to earth with a bump.