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I'm home now, get announcing.

If he signs, can he wait until 14:30 when I get home from work please, so's I can follow it on here please. Please. And Thanks.

I'd definitely add Cork to the OP's list. Played a bit part in the Olympics but our form improved drastically when he came back into our side after injury. His flexibility in positions surely makes him a candidate for an England spot in the near future, especially with an ageing midfield. Shaw will play for England, but I'm less sure about Clyne. If we stay up this season, build on it, and next season "do an Everton" then I would expect International honours to flow for some of our squad members. (Relegation this season would be catastrophic when you think about it. Back to Frazer, Fox, Chaplow and Hammond next season...)

Two shots on goal for us tonight, two goals scored. Clinical. Benitez is clueless - we had chances. Should score chances. They had 18 shots on goal, 3 were on target. Torres must go down as the biggest waste of money of all time. I'd rather have 50 Rickie Lamberts.

Stunning result - result of the season even though it wasn't a win. Agree with what's been said - "feels like a win" " a free point" etc etc. I'm normally glass half full but have treaded with caution this season - and indeed I saw nothing from this game, so I'm astonished we drew. Triffic. Now for Everton.

The score will be 5-3 to Chelsea. Goalfest.

People using Vauxhall have copped a bad day to travel, especially the rota'd staff. Reports of two dead now, presumably the pilot and one on the ground.

I'm travelling to Mexico in June for my belated honeymoon, and there and back we're supposed to be flying on Thomson's Dreamliner. I expect the issues to be sorted out there, but while I'm looking forward to flying on it, I'd be happy flying on a different plan if there were still doubts. I'm not the greatest of flyers, I must admit.

I don't know if one of you spotted this, and I can't be arsed to trawl back through 8 pages, but a Liverpool fan in Norway on one of their (many!) forums wrote:

I know I started this thread, but some of your injuries are making me feel queasy...

I can see the New Forest ponies running and hiding, for fear that Cortese will use their heads to put in the beds of players that refuse to sign on the dotted line.

He has no Premier League Experience.

I've got a few, all achieved when I was a kid. Got one on my knee from when I was being chased in the school playground by a girl whilst playing kiss chase, slipped forwards somehow, and dug my teeth in my knee. Got one on my forehead from when I ran into the partition seperating changing rooms in a clothes shop at full pelt. (Rendered me unconcious that did.) I got another in my eyebrow (which looks cool) from falling off the climbing frame at school. I got more careful as i got older. So 'fess up...where are yours and how did you get them?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe. Well I was going for Gold or Calcium, but in the end I plumped for Neon. I like Neon.

I thought it was funneh. It's funneh cuz it's true.

Swansea have just signed a new attacking wide player, which got me thinking about Nate Dyer. I was surprised to see he's only played 9 times this season after a good season last season. Hypothetically speaking, if the money was right, would YOU have him back at Saints?

I don't know anything about this guy, and I know Liverpool aren't the club they were, but I'd be astonished if we beat Liverpool to the signing of Forren. Two seasons ago in League One - I know it's been said but I still rub my eyes at our progress over the last three years.

Two points in two sentences there - 1) I too loved the 3 for £20 offers, or whatever they have on, to expand my DVD collection, films that I've usually either seen before or wouldn't buy if they weren't on offer. These days though you have LoveFilm, NetFlix, Sky Movies etc etc where you can buy a film on demand without even leaving your home. Sites like these are one of the reasons HMV are going under. Even Tesco has got on board with on demand film - I'm surprised HMV hasn't done the same. 2) I went to two HMV stores just after Christmas to buy my wife a 3DS. HMV's advertised packages were better than Game and other console-based outlets, in that they came with a game I wanted for her and also a charger, which Nintendo don't automatically include. I didn't even care about the colour. "Sorry, we don't have any in stock," came the answer from both outlets. "Oh," says I, "and do you know when you might have any in stock?" "Umm, we don't know that information, they just come in whenever." "So you're advertising a product you don't even have?" "Well we'll have it in eventually." Great. I was also after Ted on DVD which both stores had sold out of. I bit the bullet and went to Game, where I got a good package (not as good as HMV's, but at least they had 3DS's in stock) and also got good information from the guy behind the counter. HMV are a staple of our high streets, and like Woolworths and co before them I'd be gutted to see them close, but so much of what they sell can be bought online now, and with products guaranteed to be in stock too. (I should've bought the 3DS online but I didn't leave myself enough time.)

Watford fans on their forum are talking as if they'd get big money if they were to sell him (between £8-£20 million according to some) but that they're better off keeping him to get promoted. He is on loan right? From Udinese? The parent club that would get any transfer money should he bs sold? I'm not sure what they're on about there.

Nope, but if they did that, I bet the odds would be longer.

I fancy a flutter on this game and am not sure what to go for. While I think Chelsea will win comfortably, there's no point betting on them as the odds are too short. What would you bet on? Hmm, I think Jos Hooiveld to score at any time at 14-1 will do, maybe he'll head in from a corner.

Anything, ANYTHING we get out of this game will be a result of the season. I can see Jos being torn apart, more so if Fox is alongside him at left back. I'd stick Davis or JWP in alongside Cork and Morgan for this one and just play with the three attacking players, perhaps Lambert, Punch and Ramirez in a 4-5-1. I still see it being a tighter game than in the cup, but perhaps not by much. Anything but a morale shattering defeat would do.

Paper licenses are out by 2015. I need to change my address, although my parents still live at the address I have on there so that makes me wonder if I'd get a fine if I were stopped with it.

Happy with the win, no matter how it was achieved. How did Jos do today? Tis a shame other teams at the bottom picked up points, Reading and Sunderland with wins, Wigan, Newcastle and QPR with points.

The Frazer Richardson that couldn't even get a right back slot ahead of Jack Cork, who played out of position, yet was named on the bench? Perhaps Adkins doesn't see him as Premier League quality. Keep Clyne at his best position. Yes I don't rate Fox, but if it were for a couple of games, at least he'd come in trying to prove something to his manager. I still hope Shaw isn't out for long though.