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He looks as if he's not paying 100% attention, which makes me wonder who's sucking him off under the table...

Nathan Dyer, Garry Monk, Dexter Blackstock, David McGoldrick, Paul Smith, Alex Pearce, Brian Howard, Matt Mills, Michail Antonio, Nicolas Bignall. Did I miss anyone?

I'm usually pretty wasted if I eat in TGI's, but the last time I was in the Piccadilly Circus TGI's, our main came out before our starter. They apologised, brought out cremated potato skins (which must've been sitting under the hotlamp for ages), then after replacing them with freshly cooked potato skins, brought out the mains that had been brought out fifteen minutes earlier. I won't be going back. Independant resteraunts would kill for our trade...

Sent off and there wasn't even one minute on the clock! That player will be getting some hate mail from Swansea fans if they don't go up...

nPC: Want Cardiff to go up as they are definitely the strongest team, think Reading may do it. League One: Want Bournemouth to come up with us but think Peterborough and Huddersfield will do it - though it's too close to call. Depends which Peterborough defence shows up... Premiership: I'd like to see us joined by Blackpool (because Holloway is a cockle), West Brom (the perrenial boing boing), and West Ham (for lolz).

Is Matthew Pinsent as ugly as he looks on TV?

While I don't have a large basis of comparison of curry houses, having only eaten the stuff for about five years, I can't fault my local, the Red Rose in Egham, or Hatch's mention from earlier, the Mango Lounge in Windsor. I've been to a few dodgy places, there was one in Southall, the name escapes me, that was bloody awful, despite my dad and my goddad raving about the place. The good thing was that you could take your own booze in, so I made sure I took along a bottle of JD.

As it's Blue performing this year, I'll actually hoping we do get nil points. That'll kill off their career once and for all. (And thank phuck I'm working this year.)

Unless it was Pulis he bottled. Then I could turn a blind eye... This post does not endorse the bottling of useless, waste of money footballers.

It was all over the gossip pages in January. Here's one link. http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-news-Manchetser-City-Shay-Given-willing-to-drop-down-to-Championship-to-escape-the-Eastlands-bench-article684381.html

When I saw him against Hartlepool at home on Easter Monday he was the worst player on the whole pitch imo, even I could've done a better job, but he was much better against Walsall. The right back slot is good enough for me, Richardson, renew Butterfield's contract a season, and we have young Stephens to boot.

Looking at where the promoted teams finished this season in the Championship, then I think play-offs is doable with a good start.

Yours looks like she could be post op. :-) I never win anything, I will wrestle the award from your cold, dead fingers! ;-)

I was literally two rows in front of you, and I was giving it the beans. I normally sit in the back of the Kingsland south, and nobody sings, so I tend to feel out of place. Think I might try Kingsland north next season, I likes a bit of a sing song.

Tweet of the season - Clean Sh$t, Radhi Jaidi.

You, good sir, have just made my (Norwich supporting) missus's day. I didn't realise this, it didn't even cross my mind.

Load of old ********. I've never lived in Southampton, was born in Ascot (I don't even know if they have a football team), although my parents lived (still do) in Windsor. So maybe I should support Windsor and Eton FC, but I was encouraged to support Southampton in 1989 and I've been loyal to them since. Glory Supporting? Hardly. We've had more to cry about than cheer in the 22 years (17 actively) I've been supporting Saints.

Fratton Park - rub our success in their faces, albeit a bit of a squeeze for us all, then trash the place afterwards. They'll never know the difference...

I thought it smelt nice. It was lovely and soft too. Just how I like it.

One size, another ex-player out of contract. Yakubu's done well for Leicester on loan. Ignoring the ex-Skate thing, hcdajfu.

Highest attendance for the whole league one season today. Who's the biggest and best team on the south coast?

Superb day. I went out on the lash last night as my fiancee's brother was in town, and in spite of me promising not to get drunk, I promptly got absolutely smashed and crawled into bed at 3am. My missus had prepared herself for not going today, but I woke up fresh as a daisy! My subconscious was determined to be ok today! I was so busy cheering and enjoying the atmosphere small parts of the game passed me by, especially towards the end! Chamberlain'd goal was fantastic, he could have had one with his first touch. I'm pleased for Wallsall, something for them to cheer too, and loved getting onto the pitch and taking a little bit of grass home. It's a great feeling going up, I look forward to the summer with bated breath!

We've got a family home in Coningsby. Next time I'm up that way i'll whip my top out.

The steward in front of the chapel/kingsland corner did attempt to rugby tackle someone as the pitch invasion began, but soon realised there was no point!

I ended up as David Bailey taking photos for everyone! But I got my bit of corner flag grass and I think everyone had a fantastic time on the pitch.