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I taught myself years ago to lower my expectations and be happier with positive outcomes. As a result I'm in a terrible relationship, doing a job I loathe, with little discernible social life of note, supporting a god forsaken terrible third rate football team and wishing death would hurry the **** up! I'm joking of course, the more worth the wait something is, the better the journey. We'll be top flight material again one day, looking back to these League One years and laughing.

My source has been killed. Please go about your business in a normal manner.

I'll be at this one, first game I can make since late November. Looking forward to it, but Yeovil won't be pushovers, I think they're unbeaten in 2011. We will win though, 2-0 will do.

Gurek Do Praganowski A player who excels on loan but goes quiet when a contract is handed to him.

Fart Bialnali. Saints goalkeeper grows a moustache.

I'd like us to play in smart suits, shirts, tie, black shoes and perhaps a fancy cummerbund. Then I could go to a club after a game without being kicked out for wearing a footie strip.

Ronthew Le Tisskelund. A fat, injury prone but ultimately gifted talent.

I only ever look to the future. Thus I'd like to re-sign Adam Lallana. I can't believe Man U bid £20 million for him in summer 2011 shortly after we achieved promotion to the Championship.

out about my job recently, because of new roster changes and the removal of some positions at LUL, I was displaced from my position in the ticket office at Heathrow and now work as a nomad monitoring gatelines. I've gone from doing a job I loved, to one I dread every day waking up for. A job I was doing 5 years ago... So do any of you hate your jobs, or are you all in dream jobs and it's only my life that sucks?

Woot

Only cowards hide behind an internet persona anyway - which is why I try to stay neutral and light humoured. What I really want to know is can the Mods see the swear words behind the swear filter? I say this because they are a bunch of hard ****ing ****s... ... (working chaps)

Eleven as One. There, copy it, market it, done.

Alan Ball

Austin Hayes

Stupid phone, didn't even know we'd scored a fourth. Happy.

Stupid phone, didn't even know we'd scored a fourth. Happy.

Wow that one's come out of the blue. RIP Dean. My thoughts go out to his family. A very good centre back, and a great signing on a free transfer. Brought out the best in Claus. Not having a player of his, or the injured Killer's, quality in the back four ultimately contributed to our relegation from the Premiership. I never blamed him for leaving, we got a good price for him, and it's a shame injuries ended his playing career. Shocker.

Tiss is God, Adam is the son of God. Or SOG for short.

It's a good job we have Butterfield on the bench in case Butterfield gets tired...

Narrow win today. Avenge our bogey team and keep pace at the top. Wish I weren't working. 2-1.

Was Forte injured? I know he must have known he came here as a squad player but dropped from the 18 after two cameo appearances can't be good for morale. I know he'll get his chance, but when? Good to see Lallana back on the team sheet. A fit Adam is the difference between 2nd and play-offs imo. It was an ok result if you look at other teams around us, but sounded like a dull game. A return of the 4-3-3 perhaps? All out attack would scare the living shyte out of teams. Promotion is paramount, failure for me would be starting next season in League 1. I'd happily scrape 2nd or win the play-off final, so long as it happens. With the potential threat of key players leaving in summer, lack of a promotion would be devastating.

I reckon I'm a curse. Hence why I'm going to stop listening to the commentary. Hope it works. xxx

Lambert hasn't been mentioned much tonight - that means he'll score tonight.

Come on Saints you motherhumpers, we can still win this... WIFM

The new Dexter Blackstock?