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I thought Pedant meant loving children. My grasp of the English language is slipping away.

Tis good, nearly blew my eardrums out as the volume on my earphones is a lot different than listening to Saints Player!

Scratch that, was an advert...

I'm on mobile broadband which is a tad slow, and have a big white line in the middle of the screen. Is this normal? Does it bugger off?

4-4!!! Gutted Geordies (those that left). This is why you NEVER leave a game early!

Gutted the Newcastle fans that walked out after 27 minutes. Now 3-4 to Arsenal...

TBF, after selling Carroll, they're left with Lovenkrands, Ameobi, Best and Ranger. Not Premiership attacking quality by any means. Will be lucky to stay in the division. Amazing Premiership scores today though. Thanks for the streams guys, competely passed me by that we were on Sky tonight and as a result have double booked myself so can only watch the first half... Me = ***t.

Blackpool now losing. I hope Blackpool fans realise the honeymoon period won't last. Unbelievable that he scored in the Premiership. Had he not thrown the strop, he'd have played against Man Utd last week. Hey ho, glad he's gone, the arrogant, big bummed, inconsistant git.

Me likea bitta boom boom. Me likea lotta boom boom. Just don't tell my missus...

Pulis could do a job for them...

I agree. I'd rather find out now than lose him towards the end if the season.

Temperament: Thought he was too big for us after his spell at Millwall. Don't let the door hit you in the gigantic arse as you leave Jason. Talent. I doubt he's Premiership quality, even in League One he drifted in and out of form. Tries too many wayward shots on goal. I saw him play for us at home to Huddersfield last season and he was very good - but seen very little of him since. He's your problem now, let's see if Holloway can get the best out of him.

FM stats are shyte, so he must be shyte. Lolz Our squad was good enough for promotion before we signed N'Guessan. Signing these two makes us complete to compete in League One. Looking forward to seeing N'Guessan and Forte play. Forte and Fonte, how ever will we tell them apart... Well happy.

Bart's distribution was poor yesterday. He's a good keeper but I'd choose Davis.

Bart?

We will lose, it will be good for us in the long run but I don't want us to. I will be Effing ecstatic if we win. I will dance in the streets in my Saints dressing gown. (and little else) Sod it, we can go out in the next round, none of us would surely be gutted if we win today. Ultimately, it's moot. See my first 3 words.

Irrespective of their score and position today, I'm finding it hard to get worried about Oldham...

I'm looking forward to mid-game adverts for Skodas, Lynx and Tampax.

Doing shots of Sambuca during the game. One shot for each goal. I hope I don't know what the final score will be. Just as well as i'll be doing it with a taunting Manc fan.

Beijing to Southampton Airport would solve about 70% of their supporters travelling needs.

Will be watching this at home after a mad dash home from work. My Man Utd supporting mate will be joining me, he keeps saying he's dead excited to see Oxo play to see what he's like "in case we sign him". Cockle. This will be a strange one off day, defeat is inevitable yet none of us really care - if anything, defeat is the best thing for us. I'd still like to see a committed performance from Saints though, with Rickie banging in a consolation or two. I can see tactical wizard Adkins putting out a 4-5-1 for this game, similar to the away formation of last season with the two wingers becoming forwards when (if!) on the counter attack. Who knows, depends who's available to play I guess. Butterfield in midfield? (It's a good job I'm not the manager tbf...) Whatever happens tonight I'll be getting drunk - celebration or commiseration, we shall see.

Unless he knows something we don't and is anticipating an almighty balls up by Brighton in the last few months of the season...

Or one Ricardo Fuller...

Got Pulis lined up as an automatic replacement. I'm looking forward to seeing him in action. Sons of footballers families are always good quality...