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Broody? :-?

In truthfulness, I did check with We Buy Any Car.com as to how much I could get for my car. They want to financially rape me, beat me up, then steal my car. How they get ANYONE to sell their cars to them, with those shocking valuations, is beyond me.

He's the warm up act. It gets pretty cold in there...

I thought it said Beanburger. Which to a massive carnivore like myself, sounds disgusting.

Looks good, a cheaper, nearly identical looking version of the old style Audi TT, only slightly better. As a Peugeot driver, I can't really fault them currently, their new stuff is miles better than their old stuff. I can see this becoming a "ladies" car though, perfect for your other half perhaps...

...and, in turn, proved that even the English Man Utd fans need a translator...

Quarter Finals, France vs England, lose 2-1, ball bounces in off Anelka's willy for the first, Henry palms it in for the second. England and Republic of Ireland fans riot against each other as to whom was more hard-done-by by Henry's cheating. Consolation goal scored by Terry, who then picks up a groin injury that'll rule him out of football action for two months, and out of bedroom action for a year.

Ooh that's rotten luck! Incidentally, my girlfriend's work are doing one, and she got Uruguay. As bonus winnings though, they are also paying out on the first team to have a player sent off, and the first team to score in the tournament. (Whoever has Mexico could be rolling in cash.)

Some adverts are good. Some adverts are shyte. The sooner they do away with adverts and have product placement instead in soaps and the like (which I try to avoid where possible anyway), the better. Oh, and the new We Buy Any Car sponsorship trailers on Dave are just awful. Bring back the Halfords ads, even if they were so repetative I wanted to harm my other half.

I'm typing this with my knob. I can do 45 words a minute. I translated this talent to playing the piano and will be appearing at the Royal Albert Hall in August.

Is your workplace doing a World Cup sweepstake, if so what are the prizes and what do you win? This is a slightly gloating thread, as I got Argentina, and winner gets £100, with a £5 entry fee. I feel sorry for my mate, who got North Korea.

Scientists in Sweden have come up with a solution to life's problem of what to do when you don't like what people say on a messageboard. ww.bbc.co.uk/thisisafakelink FWIW I like the drama. Tis like our very own soap opera.

Rio - good player, minor loss. They'll call up Dawson, who won't get a look in anyways, and start King.

I live in the White House. It's white. It's not a house though, it's a cottage, so really we're lying to the neighbours.

It's definitely dropping. It's not as cheap as Hampshire round my way, but Esso has 117.9 on the Southern Perimeter Road at Heathrow, which is the cheapest I've seen for a while.

All inclusive drinks until the final whistle? I could very easily rip Cortese off with that offer. :-) I may need my stomach pumped afterwards, and would probably be peeing for about five hours afterwards, but it's doable.

With Antonio and Waigo going (admittedly I'm still hopeful of us bringing Antonio back), we are very short on pacy players - agree that Jackson could fill that void, but we'd also need another IMO.

It's healthier for the players - imagine how much gob is on that old pitch, I bet there are a few diseases hidden in that sod.

Wowzers, that's a marquee signing should we get him. We have Pardew so that's a postive factor in bringing him to the club, but Norwich's league status may prove the difference. I'm not suggesting Norwich will struggle next season (I'd get a kick in the nuts from the missus if I suggest that), but perhaps a successful season with the League One's best team could persuade him to come - I'm doubtful though, as Charlton will be wanting to mount a promotion challenge of their own. Is there that much difference between us and Charlton at the moment? I'm not so sure...

Not Skid?

He's naturally talented and is the best option we have on the left IMO. Twas a close run thing between him and Milner though.

Naturally though - I deserve it if I get lung cancer at 54, I deserve it if I am morbidly obese at 70. I don't deserve it if I'm walking down the road and some nutter blasts my backbone all over the walls of Argos.

+1. There will be MASSIVE unrest both at the club and on here if we don't finish in the top two at the end of next season. Promotion, I don't even care if it's as Champions, is essential. We all know it won't be plain sailing next season, we'll have to endure the rollercoaster and bad form at some stage, fingers crossed we have what it takes, and as a result I'm bloody looking forward to it!:smt038

Moritz Volz will once again crop up in Saints fans lists of right backs that could join us, could be one of those players we link ourselves with every summer. Has David Raven done anything of note since leaving Liverpool?