Whitey Grandad

Ah, thanks. I was on a cruise in the South Sea Islands at the time.

Were we still in it at this stage?

Whatever, the outcome is the same.

But surely we're the bestest?

"Premier League - corrupt as f**k"

How can it be a knock out cup competition if some teams are kept away from each other?

Effing fix

It's the Thursday night football that has buggered it all up.

Not ITV Sky for me

😴

Are we sure it's tonight?

I could record it and then fast forward later. Oh hang on...

I'm struggling to stay awake. If there's another advert break I can't guarantee still being conscious.

Is that today or tomorrow?

I met a lovely Belgian couple when I was on holiday last year. They are Club Brugge season ticket holders. I'll send them a message tomorrow and find out 😄

Well done Grimsby. Tremendous spirit.

All we need now are some strikers on the pitch for him to deliver to.

That sound just like Saints.

That’s almost half a Dibling.

Looks like he's put on some weight. I'm surprised they signed him from that video evidence.

Never really got going here. Good luck and I hope it works out for you. Thanks for the money. Let's hope we spend it wisely.

That was then and this is now. Value and worth are two different things. When we bought him he was worth something to his sellers. Now we've got him he's worth something different to anyone daft enough to buy him.

If you don't understand then just admit it and we can all move on.

Yep. To stop those a keeper has to get lucky. Even the best wouldn't stop them all. Maybe 30 to 40%.

I'm saying that playing with a lonely striker is not going to be very successful. Did I mention Adam Armstrong?