Whitey Grandad

You'd have to find someone who wasn't sick in the bucket. Although if they could do it discreetly so that no-one noticed until after they were handed over.....?

Never believe a rumour until it's denied.

I shall send one but for maximum impact I think it will need more than what the few of us on here will send. Is there any way of publicising this wider?

They are always the last to know....

That is good news. Once he's here he won't want to leave. Was he looking in John D. Wood?

It made me smile. I do like the 'PAY UP POMPEY'

I'm not fussy. I can't afford to be. Don't forget that it all takes place in September.

In China it used to be only one child which meant no brothers, sisters, aunts or uncles for a generation.

From what I have read the TV money will be diverted from Pompey to Watford. This will reduce Pompey's debts but perhaps not in the way the would have wanted.

Yes, that's true but I'd rather be relegated than have the whole club relocated somewhere anonymous, like Milton Keynes.

I suspect you mean antithesis. Unless it was apathy, but that means not caring so that would also be tautology.

Spooky! I bet that annoys the pets.

Welcome fishy friend, we haven't heard from you for some time. These must be worrying times for you but unfortunately I don't believe that the club will go out of business. I suppose that we shall just have to settle for a few decades of anonymity in the 'lower leagues'. At least we have confronted our worst fears and are looking upwards at the stars whereas Pompey are staring down the toilet bowl of doom. With my business hat on it does the region no good at all to have two clubs in the doggy-doos so I hope that you stabilise eventually, so long as it's below us. Sleep well, if you can.

Our first team might be but are the reserves?

Peace and happiness throughout the world? No, thought not.

Thanks for the update and I'm glad that the news is more positive. I'll listen out for the chant, you might even get the Kingsland joining in on this one.

I live in Chandlers Ford and traditionally I/we have parked at Bitterne station for free and walked from there, about 26 minutes to turnstile F. Now I've got my bus pass and if it's just me I get the number 1 Winchester - Southampton to the war memorial and it's 18 minutes walk from there. Buses are every 20 minutes weekdays and Saturdays before 6:00 pm. Every 30 minutes after or Sundays.

Londonist

It's just to p!ss you off. Nothing personal, they do it to everybody.

Looks like a Russian missile to me. There should be some traces somewhere but it's a big empty place up there.

I didn't know there were rules

London is full of weirdos. You should try a proper city. Out of interest, what exactly did the other 27 say? 'What's Boxing Day?'

But you didn't merge the titles.

Why? He never sends me one.

It's a bidet, not a toilet. It's a common mistake.