Whitey Grandad

Least points all round.

But how else are they going to fly off for exhibition games and have a break away from football?

If the goal had been 3 feet wider he would have scored.

Ah, thanks. I’ve only got the one view on the replay but isn’t there a Swansea defender in the middle alongside Che who makes it a tight decision?

I’ve just seen a rely of the goal kindly posted by someone later. Out of interest who is supposed to have been offside? Remember that the Swansea defender who went off the pitch behind the goal line counts as still being on the pitch for the purposes of offside.

Sloppy of me.

Indeed. Let’s denude the third world iPod all of its health workers.

Here’s a thought. How about training and employing our existing indigenous population?

In order for 96 points to be enough we need to be sure that two other teams don’t get more and it might be that losing the four important away games means that they will get enough points.

We don’t need any immigration. We have too many people here already. How many immigrants/migrants do you have in your spare room or sleeping on your sofa WSS?

I think Russia might be quite happy to settle for having the eastern half.

They are entitled to ask but they are not entitled to receive.

That would spread over two concourses and for some reason they seem to think that would be difficult.

No, but I do know that you’re allowed to watch the match.

That doesn’t answer the question of why they don’t seek asylum elsewhere.

Ukraine’s natural resources are east of the Dnipro.

Quite clearly deflected by the defender.

Good luck with your future.

No problem. They would simply blame software mistakes.

Yes, good idea. Suggestions on a postcard please.

I must mention here a tribute to ‘Spud’. Back in the days when we used to take the supporters’ coach to away matches someone who cam along with us was Spud. He lived in Romsey and I often saw him on Friday evenings in the pub when I was reviewing the week with my business partner. On away trips he would rush up and greet you cheerfully whenever he saw you. He was a lovely lad, always a pleasure to be with and full of life. Sadly he succumbed to cancer far too soon, in his thirties I would have said. He was an avid Kinks fan.

When I say ‘proper music’ I mean stuff played on real instruments, not this synthesised computer-generated noise that seems to have been around for ever. I suppose I really mean anything played on vinyl. My big sister even had some 78s of Elvis and Gene Vincent back in the 50s but they were typically made of shellac and didn’t survive too long. I remember my dad buying her a Dansette record player that she could use in her own room. Otherwise we had the family gramophone.

Or his ball back to Bazunu.

My missus went to a Beatles Christmas Show at the Finsbury Park Astoria in December 1963. Proper music.

It’s a start 🫣