Whitey Grandad

Tottenham player, innit.

6 Things You Should Never Do In The Shower https://www.prevention.com/health/g20504149/shower-health-safety/ It mentions "Overusing your loofah" and "Having shower sex"

No wonder they can't defend or hold a shape properly. They're too busy trying to work out where their next back pass is going to go.

It's not the same club though, is it.

“Never believe a rumour until it’s denied”

Only if he can defend corners;)

Are you on good terms with him?

I’ve only seen that green away kit on MOTD. Is it as awful in the flesh as it looked on there?

Worth it just to see her.

Nothing to do with me https://www.usa.gov/presidents This does assume that you know what ‘salutation’ means though.

But can he defend a corner?

Not by me they aren’t. The official website of the United States gives the proper salutation as, ’When sending letters to former presidents, the proper form for addressing the envelope is:The Honorable (president's name)’ Other than that I suspect there are some trumpophiles who can’t help themselves. It has become optional.

Perhaps it hasn’t happened before because he’s no longer president? Do you think it’s time someone told him?

I’ve never been a great believer in ‘short’ full backs. They need to use the black arts if they’re going to put an attacker off his stride.

Ooh. Do you think that was the reason?

I think I’ve found the flaw in your argument.

With the temperature in the 30s on Saturday afternoon I can’t imagine that we’ll try to play a high pressing game.

It’s all one big ego trip to him.

But we’re only three points off being top of the league??? Any league table is meaningless when only one game has been played. It’s not just the Spurs game though. We are merely carrying on where last season ended.

If we look at the whole season though we got 40 points. The concern of course is that we got the bulk of those points earlier in the season. Something changed early in March. That’s when he started experimenting again.

He couldn’t hold it there in the end so Lord Bamford let them use his Braylesford instead. Cronies gotta do what cronies do.

The simplest solution is usually the correct one. He is just shit.

Is that 5 games after the Tottenham one?

I accept all that, Ralph has completely lost the plot, but until the spectacular nosedive in March we were riding comfortably. For the home games against Everton and Norwich there was almost a carnival atmosphere at St. Mary’s where we all knew that we were going to win. Then we beat West Ham in the FA Cup with a different team and a different style of play but it all went wrong from then on. What happened?

Oh FFS! Either way we shall be well and truly fooked.