Whitey Grandad

They could have been in yards even without Brexit. Six years and this was all he could think of?

😳 What exactly did you have in mind?

I used to like it more when we were in the lower divisions. At least you didn’t have to arrive early to find a space.

Of course that was 2 wins in 14, 4 wins in 16 and so on.

They are if they score goals.

Close, but it didn't look too bad to me.

I wish you hadn't mentioned that. It's where we park and it's bad enough finding a space already.

Does that apply to this one too?

Are they? Wasted on me. I thought mine was the only one that was unique.

Nice work!

The only thing missing is RIP

Money, usually.

Good grief, this is awful. What teenage Goth thought this was a good idea? Some drug-crazed kid with a degree in naffology probably. It came with my season ticket for next season.

The assistant could have said something.

Can I be greedy and want both?

If you don’t know what you’re talking about it’s best to do some research first. West Ham’s training ground is in Romford. It’s the other side of London and ‘only’ 108 miles and 2.5 hours away on a good day. That’s five hours of commuting each day if there aren’t any problems.

You don’t understand. Russia doesn’t have to do it all in one go.

His wife didn’t want to move.

The water companies are prime examples of the need for nationalisation. Too focused on generating profits and not in fixing leaks.

I don’t think McCarthy touched the ball when it hit the post. He seemed to me to be late getting there. As for their goal at the time I thought I might be being harsh to put any blame on him but now that I’ve seen the view from behind the goal he does react very late to the shot. His kicking was as bad as ever, possibly worse. I wonder if that’s why they kept trying to play short balls around the area?

If these Tornado thingies are so accurate then why do they keep hitting schools, hospitals and apartment blocks?

The station car park on the airport side of the tracks.

I fell asleep after the first few sentences. Edit: When they shaved his head they took some of his brains away too.

I don't trust anybody. I'm an old cynic.

So, ither way, it got out of the laboratory.