Whitey Grandad

You were doing so well until you got to #4

"Bring me the Head of the Alpaca Geronimo"

And he wouldn't have been speaking english.

Thanks. Pity, I might have gone to that one

When is it?

No, why should he?

When he arrived players were on 3, 4 or 5 year contracts and it takes a while to offload them. If these players had been any good then Ralph would not heed to have been taken on. We are only just starting to get to the point where he can use players that he has had a part in choosing.

Forster for me every time. Probably 60:40 or even 70:30

Nope. Not me. Are you sure that's your season ticket? All the answers that I have had from the Ticket Office have said that they will be sent out any day soon.

I's 'protection' money.

Just the traditional smart card as far as we know.

Now I’m wondering what sites my wife has visited 😳

Best to take your wheels off and put them in your pockets.

We trained him well

Isn’t it something to do with the police control room being up in the Itchen/Northam corner?

Sorry I’ve been slow to reply. I’ve been busy learning Russian.

Very good, but I was distracted by the picture underneath saying “Sexy Russian Babes Looking for Southampton Men Older Than 30”

He’ll do. Two footed, a nice range of finishes and takes a mean penalty.

What makes you say that? As to Vestergaard, make it £20m or more and I'll take it.

Sure. It’s up there with “Rear of the Year” and “Best Dressed Poodle”.

Then why did they feel the need to close the Kingsland for the two home friendlies? ”Unfortunately, the area originally purchased is still undergoing some work in the concourse and will not be open for this match.”

Because it isn’t horrific. Grow a pair.

I was thinking of something more like SPECTRE

No evidence Of that in the Itchen last Wednesday and no sign of any work going on last Friday either.

Yes indeed, but that wasn’t my point. Even in industry if you bring in someone who busts your pay structure you’re going to have complaints and unrest from all the other workers. This is even more important if you’re workers are a bunch of primadonna footballers. Who’s going to pass to someone who’s paid three times what they are just so that they can get all the glory? And even more money.