Whitey Grandad

You have a very narrow understanding about ‘letting a goal in at his near post’.

Covering nothing. What does it matter what side of him the ball passed? From that angle it’s a very narrow target and he has to make it smaller. He’s just not a very good keeper.

McCarty finds touch and Ralph shakes his head.

Of course I have, just as I saw it in real time. He was beaten at his near post, not inside his near post.

And where was he standing?

Yes but that’s not the point. He wasn’t beaten inside his near post and I don’t think anybody said he was. He was beaten at his near post.

Which game are we watching? McCarty was standing at his left hand post. The shot came from his left hand side.

Eh? What are you in about? The shot was almost from the goal line.

Eh?

No. How many penalties has he ever saved, or even got near? Near post again. He should narrow the angle by getting closer. Like any proper goalkeeper does.

I blame McCarthy for this.

If he gives the Bertrand penalty then he has to give the Dendonker too.

Try and get in the way of them?

Forster in goal please.

His hand wasn’t up in the air. It was tucked next to his chest. Never a penalty in all my lifetime.

Down where? It was tucked away on the sheltered side of his body!

What a f***ing joke. Football has been ruined.

It’s a team game.

No, my mistake, it was the Arsenal game.

Yeah, it’s bloody freezing! I know, I know.

Get someone else to sign up for a free month and borrow their login details.

It’s more than one but I don’t have time to list them all. Home v Villa, away to Newcastle plus numerous other scares. It upsets the defence.

I hade my emails today too and I think I’ll leave the money on account. I’d like to think there would be some sort of incentive such as a modest discount for next season though, whenever that is.

You’re one of us, mate. Where abouts in NZ are you?

We’d like to be able to go to Scotland and Ireland again. It seems unthinkable that you can’t go away for or a few days in a hotel somewhere in your own country. All very understandable but weird.