Whitey Grandad

All I can say is that the rest of the world must be pretty sh!t, apart from Germany and Canada, and I wouldn't want to live in those either.

Oh brilliant. Now everybody is going to want to come here

Feminine

Filling sandwiches? That's one euphemism that I haven't come across before.

Sir Rickie doesn't even get a mention

And also played for Derby against us in the second leg play-off semifinal. Was very respectful in the post-match interview.

Injured whilst there.

Strachan said that he had said him play for Blackpool and thought 'there's a player I'd sign if I ever had a club to manage' or words to that effect.

Very harsh, I'm sure there must be many other candidates. Perhaps you could start a thread on the worst Saints eleven ever?

The French are the same with 'normalement'. It means 'all things being equal' and hat sort of thing.

Can we use our ST vouchers against the sale items?

They stopped supplying starting handles in the 1950s. They really were wind ups.

I need a new all-purpose jacket/coat for keeping in the back of the car. My present one is starting to fret at the edges and my wife says it smells of fish and chips. On top of that it's lost its rainproofing. Which would you recommend and would it be an acceptable fashion accessory for a 66 year old white-haired man?

If she really loves you she'll understand. What's a few weeks delay when you have the rest of your lives ahead of you?

Conceded the late penalty at Old Trafford.

I turned over to the other game because of the sycophantic sickness.

I remember one of the papers describing him as 'one to watch' and here he is now in the twilight of his career.

You can have the cassettes for free, I just want them to go to a good home. I can render the video files in any format you like (within reason). I am usually to be found around Chandlers Ford/Hamble and other local establishments.

I'm sure I read that we did.

I have VHS for 90/91 and 91/92 and also 'Matt's Premier 50'. I have recently scanned these into mpeg files so you are welcome to the cassettes. One of the season reviews is not the best quality but l can't remember which. If anyone is interested I can upload these to Dropbox and then delete them once downloaded.

Pizza

Well found! Thanks.

It doesn't say whether that's 12 goals all season or just from now on.

Tough one. Peter Crouch? Just a thought...

Viafara at Derby.