Whitey Grandad

Just wait until all the snot that you've put in there starts coagulating and then she'll start complaining.

Shouldn't that be the OCD? ; Not quite so definite on here: http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/Boxing-Day

I think they've all buggered off to sotonians.com

I think you'll be in a minority on this one. I would be careful about arranging any appointments around that time

The full text is 'Boxing Day (substitute day)' which I read as 'substitute for Boxing Day'. If it were not a substitute then it would just say 'Boxing Day' Silly season, innit.

Or just the smallest head?

Oh not again Shall we dig up that old thread again?

I suppose you could say that if England can beat them then they can't be a top side

All time top misser.

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You have to be careful in such situations. If the camps start to move apart then things can get painful.

Great goal by Wilshere, to be fair.

That goal was beautifully worked by England.

Don't worry. I know the Europa League is full of teams you've never heard of but I'm pretty sure Gower isn't one of them.

...and can somebody please list those who have defected and tell me if I'll miss them?

There have been quite a few occasions when we've both been at home. Traditionally clashes were avoided and some people had season tickets for both.

Little green man.

A bit disrespectful to the other goals, don't you think? Long's second and Pellè's are classics of their own kind.

I thought it was more than that.

Indeed. It would be difficult to have a thread about celebrities without some name-dropping.

Shame, I had this image of the great man with a couple of blondes on his arms.

The cricket commentator???

Haven't their fans suffered enough already without being made to actually see them play?

I taught him all he knew I've been robbing the rich for years. The bit about giving it to the poor was his idea though. Replica tights? Worth a try, surely.

Well done. The only way to stop these ripoffs is a boycott. I'm with Virgin and I pay too much for that already.