Whitey Grandad

There have been quite a few occasions when we've both been at home. Traditionally clashes were avoided and some people had season tickets for both.

Little green man.

A bit disrespectful to the other goals, don't you think? Long's second and Pellè's are classics of their own kind.

I thought it was more than that.

Indeed. It would be difficult to have a thread about celebrities without some name-dropping.

Shame, I had this image of the great man with a couple of blondes on his arms.

The cricket commentator???

Haven't their fans suffered enough already without being made to actually see them play?

I taught him all he knew I've been robbing the rich for years. The bit about giving it to the poor was his idea though. Replica tights? Worth a try, surely.

Well done. The only way to stop these ripoffs is a boycott. I'm with Virgin and I pay too much for that already.

Has anybody since Robin Hood ever won anything whilst wearing green?

Any good agent would explore all the options.

RIP Ken. We can all respect your passion.

Blue and green should never be seen. Either my monitor's settings are off or that's one of the worst colours I've ever suffered. What tint is it exactly, a sort of vile Hughie Green?

Mine too. Will he be cremated, do you think?

Fair enough. If you give me the money that you'd pay then I could watch for free ?

And smelt of wee.

But will his name fit on the shirt?

I'd pay to watch that

And very direct.

Stena ferries from Harwich to the Hook are very comfortable. It's not far by train (or car) to Rotterdam.

With brown stripes?

That doesn't really mean much, to be fair. Most eventualities are a distinct possibility.

If we save them they will come. Many of them have come from distant continents before they get to Libya and we have no idea whether any of them are terrorists or criminals. Far better not to go anywhere near those waters.

Dismissal is different from redundancy of course. I'm sure you know this Viking, but the two are often confused.