Whitey Grandad

Yes, both of them at fault. I don't see the point of playing five across the back if Berahino is going to be left with half the pitch to himself.

How are Villa doing, for example? There's a long list of strikers who aren't scoring much at the moment.

It's the same for every team.

Mané at Tottenham?

Knee problem according to MOTD.

Still a bit soon for this but I'd be happy with your suggestions, plus a few more.

Nook

Thank goodness Tuesday comes quickly so we can put this one behind us. Then we can have something else to complain about.

He can't keep on doing that. Once his confidence returns he'll be scoring for fun.

gerund

Sorry! Just joining in with the zeitgeist.

If we finish 5th you will have been proved correct.

Probably got his finger stuck in a dyke.

Too much fancying about at the back. We need to be able to up the face suddenly and switch things around more. I can't remember the last time we tore a team apart with our movement. Sunderland maybe?

At this rate almost everybody will overtake us.

I just hope that all our bad games have come in one lump. It was the first away game we've lost in six, which by itself is very good. The problem (obviously) is the lack of scoring.

What happened to Owen Gole? He was our top scorer?

The other teams in contention all have bigger and better squads than us with a much wider range of striking options. I think we've blown it. Tuesday night should point the way.

Ah well, it was fun whilst it lasted.

...and have you seen them since?

They must have got this information from somewhere. I find that spooky and deeply disturbing, and I'm not even on Facebook.

There are established regulations for this. I've never been bothered enough to look them up.

I was there for that one and I've never forgiven him for it.

Nope, only ever white and gold on my iPad 2 no matter how I look at it. I've just examined the pixels with a magnifier and it's definitely not blue and black. If you have a colour tint after looking at it then I suspect you gave very low ambient lighting. What you describe is an afterimage.