Whitey Grandad

Hope all goes well. Don't forget to let us know you're ok, once you've come to your senses, of course

So maybe it wasn't actually aimed at Saints fans?

Plenty of time to buy a few players. Remind me when the transfer window closes?

It's the 2nd of July. Go away and come back in August before you start worrying.

Oh. I thought it said 'no entry'

They don't go on strike or they wouldn't get paid. They just have a run of niggling little injuries that can't be identified.

By that time it wouldn't be modern

Oh dear, that means he'll be off soon.

Not 'at any cost'. None of them would leave for less money.

People who don't understand mpeg video encoding shouldn't be allowed anywhere near video evidence. It wasn't filmed in slow-motion so where did the new video come from? It was interpolated from a succession of stills. Modern video cameras do not record fast-moving images very well.

Timing is everything. This was too little, too late.

Need you ask? MLT every time.

Euros, that is.

It's only in the paper until 3 o'clock and then it'll be withdrawn.

They make better lampshades.

You wait 'til you've drunk some and then see what happens.

I take it that we have a lot of compensation for his behaviour.

Is it Mateus?

All of the above, and more.

Good point. He could always do an Elephant Man and wear a bag on his head. Then we'd all know who he was.

I disagree. I don't want anyone to have to cover their faces in public.

'Arse all'? There are plenty of other clubs like that (And I agree with you)

You've been away a long while! Not for a long, long time.

I'm pleased for Bournemouth (not forgetting Bristol Rovers) but I'm already thinking of ways to spend the money I'm sure we can get better for half that price.

What about the ones joining?