Whitey Grandad

Disappointed but not surprised.

Next time no more Mr Nice Guy.

That 'top four club' could be Southampton.

Who knows? She might even be me

Cocks usually go back at the end of October.

You do realise that she reads this thread?

Anyone who associates the word 'monkey' with black people must themselves be racist because I can't see any connection.

Ah, I see what you mean. like, using a discounted seat for someone who is not in that class? My seats are the most expensive in the ground so this would not apply in my case.

The seat has been paid for. Who's stealing from whom?

Portugal, innit?

Many years ago I saw an article about fitting a couple of small 'stop cocks' (do you see what I did there?) in the tubes instead of cutting them completely. They were a bit like the service valves that are fitted to household plumbing these days. The idea was that you could turn them on again if you needed to. I wonder if anything came of this?

Very interesting SIP, but why isn't NZ on that map?

Sam Cunningham in The Mail today: 'WHICH WILDCARD WOULD YOU PUT IN THE SQUAD? --> LUKE SHAW Pick a first choice of Baines and Cole, then send the Southampton left back as back-up. He's the future on that flank for England and the tournament experience will boost his confidence and get him ready for when he's a regular in the national team.'

It's a fair bet they won't be on the plane to Brazil.

For Bearsy I doubt that would be a punishment.

It just proves that footballers are thick.

How can you say that? He's hardly played!

23-man squad.

Sturridge had plenty of opportunities to lay the ball off to a colleague but in both games I felt he was trying to do it all by himself and whilst he was struggling to get the ball under control the opposition nicked it off him.

Many thanks, kind Sir.

Surely if that were the situation then dozens of other kids would be going missing?

Does this mean that we're not going to win on Saturday?

Typical! Gerrard's been crap all game.

Any videos?

Great goal. Well taken.