Whitey Grandad

Anyone with high intelligence should have the good sense to keep quiet about it.

So, you failed the entry test then?

Still would? She lives on Helgö west of Stockholm: http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/agnetha-f-ltskogs-estate/view/?service=0

The goat was very distressed. Even after three weeks he hadn't phoned, hadn't written, hadn't sent flowers...

In case you're in any doubt, take a look at the present and past members if Mensa and decide if you would like to be part if that set. Clive Sinclair (I refuse to acknowledge his knighthood) was their chairman for 17 years. I rest my case.

Ghosts.

Nope, not in the same league. Some of them are even full of Welsh, Scots or even worse, northeners (Isles of Scilly please, the locals are very touchy and can get quite hostile )

I knew a girl who was 'involved' with him when he played for us.

Is royalty involved too?

Please don't mention Brown, it upsets me and I have my blood pressure to consider. My theory is that he wanted to build a state where the majority depended on government handouts for their livelihood and would therefore vote Labour and keep him and his fellow incompetents in power. Every time he announced a big leap in public spending I held my head in despair. It was all supposed to be paid for out of future growth but why shouldn't the poor bloody workers get some of the benefits of this?

How are you going to get back?

Amongst much more: 'All of England’s pace was out wide, with the centre far too slow to support the lonely Lambert'

He was far from the worst. Our whole midfield couldn't make a ten yard pass find its target.

Woeful passing from players who should be a lot better than that.

It would look better in stripes, and where's the statue?

Wow, that's what I call a fetish! You were wise to have removed his clothes first, might have Rwanda good T-shirt.

Only a drop ball, I'm afraid but the organising committee might want to apply some other sanction.

Even the under 18s and teetotallers?

Nope, can't see a chronic pun anywhere in there.

Are you sure Yement to say that?

Sunday Phil! If you're not careful you could have spent all Saturday at the beach bar and then slept through the match.

I've run out of names, does anybody have Samoa?

Norway would that have happened.

I'm Ghana read another forum.

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