Whitey Grandad

Mathematically? What about a humongous thrashing by Stoke?

Two points from two draws would cover the improbability of two wins by Wigan.

Save your money, they aren't going down.

We spent a day there recently from Haifa on a cruise and were very impressed. We did a trip to Nazareth & Galilee. Very green and nothing at all like Life of Brian. You're right, very European in style.

Excellent work, now I am a little clearer about what we need, although I'm not sure that I feel any more relaxed.

Why are we suddenly seeing all this personal abuse? Do I hear the sounds of nerves jangling?

Half bustard.

Absolutely. Me too, and if they could take me they could take anybody. Mine wasn't mixed though.

And you're bad for saying... ?

I thought they drew 0-0?

Stuff a couple of fivers down her bra?

200th game for Tottenham, and why shouldn't he celebrate?

Too fast to be saved, moved in the air and almost looked like a slight deflection to me, but not quite. Bale has scored quite a few like that this season past some of the best keepers.

Sunday, of course. Saturday is the Cup Final where hopefully half of Wigan get injured or red cards or both.

That 'new level' might be the Championship.

Boruc, but without the charisma.

For that to happen we need two points from next week.

39, not enough

Talking of sharp, is he back from Forest and can we play him?

Goals scored next. For identical records I think there's a play-off game.we were very close to doing this with Coventry a few years ago.

Villa are already above us.

Quite possibly. It's entirely possible that we won't get another point or even a goal.

I think we're going to need a win on the last day. Oh dear.

All results pretty much as expected. Now for Tuesday.

Our last hope has gone