Whitey Grandad

There's VAT for a start.

All hard drives end in failure. Backup, backup, backup. I know a businessman who had his house burgled and yes, laptop and backup both taken.

Yes, it was the culture of the time. It shows how much society's attitudes have changed that this sort of behaviour is now seen as unacceptable.

That will upset some of the bosses. They'll have to cancel all those boats and cars that they've ordered now they won't get their windfalls.

I'm certainly not apologist for him, merely a seeker of truth, but you have to be careful not to read into those reports things that aren't there. (I can't open the second one)

It used to be given as a tax allowance. Then people were complaining that the money was going to the husband who spent it in the pub rather than to the mother so they combined it as child benefit. You can argue separately whether society should subsidise children.

As far as I am concerned everybody is a normal member of the public. Does anybody have a transcript of the caution. According to him, he accepted his guilt in accessing the website, not for downloading anything.

Not necessarily: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19876936 Make of this one what you will: http://www.petetownshendisinnocent.com/essaysf.html

Yes, he was on the radio yesterday and they discussed this. The alternative for him might have been a court case and I think he said that he went for the caution to put and end to things.

I had a haematoma on my calf muscle when I got kicked playing football at school. There was a bulging lump the size of half a tennis ball on the side of my leg. The doctor prescribed soaking it with a bandage soaked in lead and opium solution. I guess he didn't have any leeches available.

He did not look at kiddie porn. Even the police investigating him knew that there was nothing in it. He registered his credit card with a website, and then removed it, nothing more.

Careful! What you're saying is 'give us the money or we'll steal it from you anyway, spend some on drugs and turn your daughters into whores' :-)

If you stopped paying them benefits they'd soon start working.

Then you haven't seen my wife. Oh...

Adkins has white hair, bulging eyes and a silly grin. He keeps giggling all the time and talking to himself muttering 'if only I'd listened to them'. He would have been England's most successful manager ever if he hadn't accidentally left the team sheet on the bus on the way to the World Cup finals in Antarctica 2030. I tried asking him about Saints but all he would say was 'those suntzus never really believed in me'. Then it all went a bit blurry. Sorry, that's all I got.

One who has not had a team relegated from the Premiership?

Well, Pap, I tend to agree with you. Has that got you worried?

I blame that on the substitution in injury time.

Yes, either he's the right man or he isn't.

4 draws and a loss in 4 games? I'd hope we could do better than that!

F**cking plebs! Don't they realise that we all like to have a choice of seat, and we always keep one spare in case the queen turns up? Anyway, my motto has always been: 'if you're going to have one, have a big one'.

Why on earth does anybody get worked up about how many seats we've sold? How can it possibly be embarrassing? What do you expect, a sell-out every week? Do me a favour. Every game has empty seats.

Jos really had to stretch to get his toes to that ball. What on earth was he thinking? Just blind panic.

Yes, early days, we need another 3 to 5 games to get a better perspective.

That's what he blew for, not for anything on Schwarzer.