Whitey Grandad

Wouldn't he go to his spiritual home?

Frosty

The daughter of one of my suppliers got married a couple of weeks ago. Whilst they were at the reception her father's house was broken in to and about 8 grand of stuff was taken. He had to leave the reception for nearly 3 hours and go through everything with the police. He ate his meal alone later in the hotel restaurant.

'Unsporting behaviour' these days. Page 118: http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/worldfootball/clubfootball/01/37/04/28/interpretation%5flaw12%5fen.pdf

We took a cruise thee from Southampton last September. Mrs WG had always wanted to sail in and see Manhattan come up over the horizon. We sailed under the Verrazano Narrows Bridge at about 4:30 in the morning and tied up a couple of piers north of the Intrepid aircraft carrier museum and looking up to Times Square, a fantastic experience. We were in port overnight so I took her ladyship to 230 Fifth Avenue and we had a great evening meal on top of a little skyscraper about 23 floors up and looking at the Empire State Building, Chrysler Building and the New York skyline. We'd like to go back and spend longer. I have a good customer there so perhaps I should go soon. http://www.230-fifth.com/ http://www.intrepidmuseum.org/

Well done Bridgey, keep it up.

We hired a Megane estate a few years ago at naples airport. Just before flying back on the Sunday I went to a lot of trouble finding a garage near the airport and filled the tank with diesel. When the bill came there was a charge for fuel so I called the hire company and the girl said 'Oh, you returned it full, didn't you'. They were just trying it on.

I only said that it was more likely. What was the conclusion? And nobody mentioned Arsenal.

Great news. Next!

I checked Southern Water's website this morning. Bloody impossible to be certain, but somewhere it says 'Kent and Sussex' do we should be ok here. And it's raining.

I always take multiple photos before and after, just in case. Good luck, and just keep going until they give up. You could always try the Sunday papers, they love this sort of thing.

Teams in red are more likely to win championships.

Thanks, but when do they all get re-arranged for TV?

We might give the likes of Greece a game. We would get thrashed by teams like Germany, Italy, France, Spain, oh it goes on forever.

Oxymoron.

Nah, that's for Michael Owen. Do keep up.

It's simple really. If it messes up your head it must be doing some damage. Der.

I love the summer and wouldn't wish it away. Footy's the only good thing about winter.

On the website in Braille.

I have never put anything into my lungs and I never shall. It is obviously such a stupid thing to do.

What do other clubs do?

Or should we call you Dave? ;-)

Under what name does he post on here?

Dave Whelan? Chairman of Wigan?

Did you hear about the dyslexic yorkshireman who wore a catflap on his head? I'll get me coat.