Whitey Grandad

Yeah, couldn't enjoy it - I was a bundle of nerves.

I have eaten a McDonalds.

?? What about MLT against Arsenal?

I know the feeling. I can't relax even if Saints are 4-0 up and we're 5 minutes into injury time.

Easter Monday is the earliest that we could be, by my reckoning.

The next one leaves in the morning...

It sounds like interference from something. You really need a spectrum analyser and a search loop aerial.

Good move! Ask for it to be delivered and you'd still be waiting for it three years later.

We use these people for smaller jobs: http://monkey-print.com/ If someone can come up with a common design we could get some flags/banners run up in a few days.

Check your aerial feeds. Can you get other stations? They normally use the rear heater element as an aerial an there's sometimes an amplifier in the boot lid with a large ferrite inductor. After repeated lid slammings this can come away from the board thus losing the signal.

The rest of the country on looking at the table and recent results would have us odds-on favourites to win second place, but they don't know Saints as well as us, eh?

Correct. And your point is what, exactly?

Very impressive, but it should have been a lot more, which is why he is so frustrating, don't you think?

I look at it this way (barring any extreme results): 4 wins for us will be enough . 3 wins are enough to finish above Peterborough. If Peterborough lose one then 2 wins will be enough to finish above them. If Huddersfield lose one, then 3 wins will be enough. If Peterborough lose 1 and Huddersfield lose 2 then 2 wins will be enough. So out of our remaining 5 games, 2 home wins and 3 away points might well be enough. One extra away point might be necessary if Huddersfield win 3 and draw 1.

He is certainly entitled to something, but the dispute will be over the amount, if any. There is not just the mortgage but all the other bills as well. If the house has decreased in value then he may only be entitled to a share of the loss. You (or your friend) need expert advice.

What a wonderfully perceptive football brain your nipper has! I'm mightily relieved by the result, but seriously concerned for the rest of the season. For most of the game there was no shape or purpose to our midfield. I spent the afternoon wondering where our team had gone. Suddenly I was watching a different team.

Guly is ok provided that he acts instinctively and doesn't have time to think about what to do.

Yup, number 1 please. How much are you gonna need?

Alcohol is a diuretic so if you want the antibiotics to work effectively you don't want to be ****ing them down the toilet.

There's a nasty cough doing the rounds. It will gradually clear up but it will be quicker if you spend a couple of months relaxing somewhere warm and sunny.

The first looks like a dolly-drop to me, it actually bounces on the goal-line. I suspect that Kelvin has trouble following the flight of the ball through the air. He's quite a good shot-stopper but lob a ball up towards him and who knows what might happen.

I've just seen the goals on the BBC player. We need a new keeper.

Ah... So it's not Hartlepool Rovers then?

I'd be pleased to contribute to a big flag.

I agree with you. We are sailing too close to the rocks for my liking.