Whitey Grandad

Strictly speaking an acronym should make a new word, such as radar or laser. Otherwise it's just an abbreviation or an initialism. Beware of autocorrect: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?30464-Text-message-auto-correct

6 or 7 minutes is fine. Keep it flowing. Unless you're very good at jokes you're better off with quick, almost throw-away lines. 'Man who sinks in woman's arms soon has arms in woman's sink'

What percentage have we reached?

Please, I'm drinking my coffee.

More on here: http://tattoverynicebody.blogspot.com/2011/02/worldcup-football-sports-dress-body.html Which team would you support?

I like this one: (Hint: I think the socks may be real).

What's the point of a court order stopping me from naming someone if won't tell me who it is that I cannot name?

Did you manage to beat them?

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The most important belief is belief in oneself.

A Groom of the Stools? Every home should have one.

I know what you mean. I asked her what car he had, what the registration number was, did he look fit, and all she could tell me was that it was 'one of those big black things'.

Shame you didn't mention this earlier. My missus was in the petrol station in North Baddesley on Monday and he was next to her filling up with diesel. She was a bit miffed because she had to drag the hose around her car to the other side.

Yeah, whatever.

Injured and out. That applies to many a good player that we've had.

Our aim should be to win every game. If we happen to get promoted, then so be it.

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Please stop. You're making my head hurt.

Closely followed by the bus in second place.

But we might have lost to Plymouth and then we would have needed 3 points from yesterday.

Did anybody get a video of the fellow who joined the pitch invasion from the north Kingsland whose pants and trousers fell to his ankles resulting in him falling flat on his face?

That was the smell of victory. You'll get used to it.

Your wish shall be granted!

Great video. Any idea why Guly has his shirt on back to front?

Injury in the warm up, I was told. He took it off at half time.