Micky

'appy daze....!!!!

He's a larf inee...!!! You really could follow most of his commentary statements with the fabled lines 'No shi t Sherlock', and it wouldn't be out of place.

Cheers Minty - getting a little confusing for us non commentary fans...!!!

Score - anybody...????

Yeah yeah yeahhhhhhhhhhhh - barman, more beer over here pleeasssseeeee....! Edit: K'nel, I type far too slow.... damn...

Probably same zone - just different planet...!!!

Ahhhh right, yes that explains it, I should have guessed really, I can just see him now, posturing and in the words of good ol' Arnie, givin' it 'Ill be back....'!!!!

Meanwhile - back at the game - anybody know whats happening....???

Can't for the life of me see why Peter Storrie didn't get this post.... http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6050323,00.html Surely something is desperatley wrong when a guy of that calibre is overlooked...!

Royal Box - biggest throne in the stadium...! I wish...

I'm confused - is it long or short...??

You wasted your time - if you really believe that an MD of any company of any repute would have conducted themselves anywhere near to where Corpso wants you to believe then you now nothing about business. If this is meant to be one of the blue fews more intelligent posters - I really wouldn't want to meet the rest. Embarrasing at best.

You really wouldn't want to go to a game with either of them, would you...! Imagine being sat between them..... doooh

Can't see anywhere where he said he was pleased - just made the perfectly valid and sensible point that occasionally teams lose. Strange, I know - but occasionally we will be the side that loses.

Are they 'Fergie' minutes or everyday standard minutes....??

Yeah and don't you just know that it will be a real wrist slitting session with the usuals suspects... can't wait...!

Made me Lol....!

Exactly - apart from the fact that the bigger the defeat the more abuse will be hurled at AP. We have nothing to lose and everything to gain as far as I am concerned - just as well go hell for leather.

Strangley, it just made me laugh, and I actually felt sorry for them. The bit at the end was classic - 'this isn't just about the cup - we can stay up now...!' Not only does he dress and act like a clown - he thinks like one too, deluded fool. I also wonder whether fans of any other team would want such a character as thier 'self professed leader' - he's kind of a dirty, filthy, gungy and grimey looking character - hope he's not representative of the rest. Here we are, two leagues belowe them - and I wouldn't swap fortunes for the world, strange.

Yo - 'triffic team talk AA, worked absolute wonders... dooooh....!

Ohhhh nearly 4 in 8 - hit the post....

Ummm 3 goals in 6 minutes - looking a real, real good investment to the watching buyer, dontcha think chaps....!!!

Yeah - just tie a knot in it...!

Oh dear, yet more problems. Mind you they appear to have a liberal coating of Teflon sprayed all over the place at the moment - nothing seems to stick, so (in the words of good ol' Nick) they'll (he'll) probably get away with this too. Elsewhere, he is citing abuse as the reason for leaving, (did he think that the fans were going to buy him a gold watch and erect a statue of him outside FP....?): http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/mar/12/peter-storrie-leaves-portsmouth

Go on, tar them all - here's a bigger brush for you..... paint away.