Micky

Sorry, but is that one question or 4 questions...????

geeze - some of you need to get out more...! Take the most tenuous link you can and blow a story out of all proportion - and many have the gaul to mock the local Echo reporters. Sorry but some of the stuff here now is beyond a joke. Anyway - can't stop, Jeeves has just inflated the Virgin balloon, so I'm about to pop off on one of my famous flights now - honest...!

Really - and I think that you'll find it's 'pronounced', which is pronounced 'PRO-NOUNCED'...! Whoops, sorry I think that I was probably petty point scoring there - but hey, it ain't as if I don't like you....

Exactly - so what was your first post intended to do - flush out the originators source, or merely try to scare the crap out of him. Most posters here would be in nick by now if the 'accuracy' of thier information was checked out be the 'Old Bill' - most is wild speculation at best. As for sources - most of the 'Cabbies', 'Stewards', 'Landlords' and 'Friend or a friend' would also be detained at HM pleasure for some of the 'scoops' on this forum. Let's be honest this board has more leaks than our current defence and is about as reliable as a chocolate fireguard.

Or perhaps they'd seen your wage demands - lower your price and who knows, that call might yet come...!

I think you might have 'gone off on one' there - perhaps you should review um pahars last post with regard to where he suggests that it might be worth reviewing posts in the morning...! If that is not to difficult to understand of course.

Are you any good ??? This could be a significantly worrying statement. You're answer could start the mother of all threads on here, not to mention the stampede of fans to SMS in order to actually play in the next game...!!!!

It took bloody 6 million dollars to build him - we don't have two halfpennies to rub togeather, we'd struggle to build sh@ggin 'bill 'n ben'...!!!

Does that mean that you are a better player than he....???

Ahhhh I knew there would be one, and fair play to you sir. Mid 70's, so about 35 years ago then, well known, European glory, perhaps their day is coming around again - dammit perhaps we should get into bed with them.

Absolutely no idea at all. But I'm pretty certain that, as I said before, even Rupert Lowe is not about to go sending all of our young talent off to play in a league that has less coverage than ours here. He knows where his eggs are - and playing his best talent in Budapest is not good business either way. Whooopy doo - sorry for the sarcasm - but can any poster here put their hand on their heart and say that they had even heard of Ujpest until a couple of days (weeks) ago. Me - I often look out for the Hungarian results - errr actually no I don't. We may forge some link with them - this is not new - but it doesn't mean that there is a conspiracy where we let them cherry pick our best players. You need to get a little perspective on things - we played a friendly and have invited one of their better players for a loan period at the club, perhaps with a view to a permanent move - no more, no less.

Errr so which is it - the Police will want to know if his information is accurate? Or the Police will want to know if his information is inaccurate? Either way all very dramatic really - I doubt the Police give two hoots what some numpty has written on a sparsely populated 'Football Fans Forum', honestly I really dont. I sincerely hope that good old 'Plod' are out catching muggers, rapist, murderers and thieves than pouring over some of this drivel, I really do.

Nahhh the 9 o'clock bus is Budapest, we're loading a second one at 10 o'clock going to Russia...!!!

Likewise it takes not the brains of an Archbishop to work out that any 'links that we might forge' will be used to our advantage. I really don't think you need to worry that we are about to ship our next 'Theo', 'Bridgey' or Gareth Bale off to Budapest, even Rupert ain't that stupid. I think you'll find that any 'asset stripping' that is done will probably only involve players moving to the UK. OK a few of our lads could go there for experience, agreed, but lets not get all hysterical about a tenuous link with a 2nd division club in the back of beyond eh?

Tend to agree with both of those - no Saga no goals. Not really a dilemma, more a case of 'relegation resignation', if it happens....!!!

Seconded - what she said. As for my first post - perhaps the Italian Alps is where you should all go to chill out for a while...!!!

There's nothing like grabbing hold of nothing and making it something is there...??? Honestly some of the conspiracy theorist on here need to go take a break somewhere - your working too hard, or are you just looking for yet another rod to beat good old Rupert with. P.S. Heard through the grapevine that a bus full of 1st team regulars and the best of our accademy boys is leaving for Budapest first thing in the morning.... honest..!

The next 'Should of gone to Specsavers...' ad is bound to be another 'blinder'..... (ahem, pun totally intended)

Surman to Forest - hardly a huge leap forward in his career is it? Why would he want to leave his home town club at such a time - beyond me.

No shyte Sherlock..!!!! Perhaps if it was an sms they will just return the call and nick 'em eh...!!!

Fair play to you mate, who knows perhaps you will be the fan that is able to write that 'I found.....' thread that I alluded to on my last post. I'm still not convinced that the MLS is the sort of league that we should be looking to if I'm honest - too much time and space for my liking, whenever I see it. That said - I did see David Beckham play and score for Milan the other day - so it doesn't appear to have done him too much harm, but he is a case apart. I think we are too lightweight already with our kids - personally, I believe we need experienced CCC players to get us out of this mess, not guys with limited experience from the MLS.

I think you'll find that a certain poster from here actually tried that with some cohorts not so very long ago, and found it not as simple as you suggest...!!

Calm yourself men...!!! TT has been trying to flog us half the MLS since god knows when - I'm still convinced that he is on commission somewhere. I admire his passion for the game and Saints in general, but please don't make comparisons on his efforts against the rest of the forum and then have a pop at us. There are hundreds - nay thousands - of internet message boards covering professional football clubs. Go and see if you can find a thread from a fan that says 'I found our next centre forward...' or words to that effect. Clubs generally have professional scouts working for them in a 'scouting system' - rarely does that mean that they listen to a fan about 1 individual player who has played well in 1 game. I enjoy the banter with TT - but even he will admit he has history of forever flying the Stars and Stripes. I would suggest that if Tim is serious about any of his nominations to play for Saints he passes the details to the club - not to us here on this message board.

Jesus is fine - but the docs are working on Le Tiss as I type.....

Relax - I think he meant to post 'Le Tissier has a shot - and scores...!!!' Ohhh for those days again.....