Crab Lungs

Brighton home. He gave penalties that weren't and didn't give the ones which were stonewall, as well as many other dubious decisions. Clattenburg this year has been utterly terrible.

Even players they were previously linked to are associated with cheating; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/champions-league/9854183/Debrecen-goalkeeper-Vukasin-Poleksic-wishes-that-he-had-joined-Portsmouth-before-scandal-struck.html He sounds gutted but he definitely doesn't know how lucky he is.

Here I am and you definitely won't catch me rimming their buttholes though, I do concede, Eddie "I'll always have a bigger, thicker knob than you" Howe has done a good job. I'm just looking forward to the moment the money dries up - and it will (unless someone else invests) - and they're asking us for loan players, friendlies and rattling those big red buckets outside their 3-sided stadium again. Much prefer Brighton and their fans, even if they are a bit psychopathic when upset. BTW - I agree, short-term gains.

That's utterly nauseating, again. What utter pr1cks. No humility in what they done, just more "bigging" themselves up.

As much as it pains me to say it, they still have to manage and organise those better standard of players. Begrudgingly, I think he's (Howe) done well. Something Mancini is completely unable to achieve at City. But meh, doesn't matter - when the money goes they'll be rattling the buckets our way again.

Mark Kelly. He's an utter 'tard.

Just saw Ian McInnes and Ashley Brown in the centre circle, bowing to the crowd. Thoroughly nauseating stuff. Be warned.

I just don't get it. They really, really believe they're something. It's every week they're constantly telling everyone how great they are. Why, oh why? Honestly, wouldn't it have been better if they were liquidated? I hate reading it, it infuriates me.

Oh, you couldn't help yourself, could you? Bloody Monmouthshireman.

Roy Hodgson is an owl-headed d1ck.

This is absolutely brilliant news. I love Artur, he's a complete nutcase and excellent at his profession. Very fun to watch and great to know he'll be here for another two years - pending nothing happening between now and then

Imagine the Faroe Isles or Kazakhstan

Fat Slug, whinging away.

I bet I can guess what it'll be; De Gea Zabaleta Vertonghen Ferdinand Evra Mata Fellaini Carrick Bale van Persie Suarez No Michu, no Schneiderlin, no Mignolet

I know. "Here, here's a ticket for the Europa League." "Na, cheers anyway. I prefer Sutton United v Saints XI."

Haha, no - but I've loved our other Swedes - Ostlund, the Svensson's... just those two.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

That is brilliant. Truly, brilliant. I want to put that on a Photoshop of a crying skate. Brilliant.

Mikael Nilsson and Andreas Jakobsson were utter, utter d0gsh1t

Absolutely... don't be too disappointed if he doesn't do the clappy thing though

Why don't you have a watch of him yourself... I'll link you up for their next game...

Blimey, best of luck to him. KUTGW Stillian!

I.... might... be .... interested...! Depends whether I'm working Saturday morning though, I'll know next week...

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Pompey-2-IBV-1-4317.aspx

This.