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According to Opta, Lallana is the 2nd best English midfielder in the division. Quelle surprise... but hey, Henderson, Livermore and Cleverley are better, right Mr Hodgson?

I bet Pompey have spent round about the same as us in the same time period.

He will come good, and I feel for him. I genuinely believe he'll be a good keeper but I think this is a time for a steadier keeper. If Boruc is fit, then that is what he'll offer us. As for the mistake - I don't think you can compare missing chances to making a mistake with what should have been a fairly easy save.

Boruc is a clown? Rofl. He's a nutter, but he's a top keeper.

The same Boruc who was one of the most coveted keepers in the world not too long ago? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Can someone have a trawl through the records and find out if every player that's joined has said the same thing? It seems like they have... Such a load of b0ll0cks propaganda for a very dumb, very small fanbase...

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It still makes me laugh when I read this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/13685517

Good keeper, but so is Bunn. Turner will be a big miss Sent from my HTC Desire S using Tapatalk

Haha, one of the originals... it's a shame I rarely post anything of note these days though - that's down to me though, more than anything. Apologies if I offended anyone but the bloke keeps making sarcastic, gobby comments. *btw, I was a fellow Hoddle advocate

Two or three weeks on and you're still a d1ckhead. A sarcastic, gobby one too.

Was having a discussion with Face about these two useless turds today. The general summary was that they were, quelle surprise, turd

Pace is what the football thickos all wanted. I've reaffirmed a number of times to friends and probably a couple of times on here as well that it's not the most important thing. It's a useful outlet, sure, if you're putting it against tiring centre backs or isolated fullbacks but what is wholly more important, as I've said numerous times before, is that the footballers are technically gifted. We're fortunate enough to have many footballers who possess that all important quality, and that's why we'll be ok. As long as you've got that creativity, that guile, that know-how, then you've got a chance. Equally so defensively as well - if you've got players who are comfortable on the ball under pressure (Cork, Schneiderlin) then that also gives you a better opportunity to retain possession and take the sting out of games. NA predominantly looks for players who some would describe as "proper footballers" - great technique, work ethic and ability. I'd have that over some super-fast, underskilled, hit-or-miss footballer that some Premier League teams seem to go for...

Tom Cleverley, Jordan Henderson, Jake Livermore are all far better footballers than Adam Lallana.

I f()cking hate him so much. Genuinely f()cking hate him. I asked him two questions on Twitter last year, valid ones and he banned me immediately. I didn't even have the chance to call him a c()nt. I'd love to see that pr1ck filled in, he really is a c()nt.

No problems at all mate. I've got a group that I run on Facebook, should you want adding to that? I've, errr, neglected it this week or so because of how raw I felt but I'm going to get it up and running again soon. As for the student short, may I suggest it also involves other vices, such heavy drug abuse, loose women and a shootout with Victor Chandler? This really could be the British film industries renaissance piece.

Everton v Norwich 1/2 A Villa v Arsenal 4/5 Mainz v B Dortmund 8/11 Schalke v Frankfurt 4/6 Blackburn v Millwall evens M'boro v Bristol City 4/7 Any selction of that lot really on first impressions. 20/1 for the lot, though I'd go DNB for Arsenal and Boro...

Well mate, I should have taken a hiatus from the £10-£10,000 last week but after building up another £300, I managed to lose it all on PSG (lost to 9 man Rennes at home!) and Inter (drew 2-2 at home to Cagliari, who hadn't picked up a point there in almost 20 years!). Wasn't a very lucky week for me at all so it's a good job you're asking this week, not last! That said, with £9 left, I built up another £125 this week and I'm ready to go again I've already got on Terek Grozy (beat Alania 1-0) and I'm just having a scan through the fixtures/over-under goals market/form guide... What is it you're planning on doing? An accy? Anyone else got any tips as I don't want to be wholly responsible for Guan spunking his money on my w4nky tips... part-responsible I can live with though

Adam Blackmore: "text from Mr B Reville... Hi Adam, just raising a toast to the future success of the PST. Their figures look sound and despite the loss tonight, the crowd were amazing at fratton tonight. PUP."

Lmfao radio solent!

Pompey fans booed izale McLeod before he took the 2nd penalty because he missed the first one. Great fans. 7 defeats in a row... Lol.

Thing is, they will still peddle the myth that they're the best fans in the world and that they're a super club. Truth is they're no bigger than Bradford. In fact, thats an insult to Bradford. Bradford get similar/bigger attendances in a lower division on a more consistent basis. The skates have all but abandoned ship - and in record time too. No doubt there will be hundreds of excuses....

Was one of the most coveted goalkeepers in the world at one stage. But then again, Kelvin Davis is better, right?

Kicking off again on here... naval gunfire. http://www.ustream.tv/occupiedair/collection/0a017fc3b74a F()ck off Israel.

In which case, you'll probably enjoy the video link I posted above.