Crab Lungs

I pwn Leandre Griffit.

It's articles like this that the UK football fans read and think "Oh, poor Pompey" - completely oblivious to the reality of the cheating, stealing and robbing that has been evident over the last few years.

Bolton are £110m in debt... they're rich for picking.

That's pure agent talk I think... expect a move for Scott Dann though, but not yet

Fitty imo.

I'd love to see them play for England but the thought of Rickie and Lallana surrounded by those pr1cks turn me completely off the idea, selfish I know but part of me wants them to stay away from the squad until the "golden generation" are finally ousted

I would... but I think Liverlol fans would probably agree that they're w4nk

Henderson or Skrtel couldn't. Utter w4nk.

Hmmm, seeing as this hasn't being sorted yet, may I tentatively suggest; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94&feature=related Not sure if it'll work and the lyrics are baaaaaad at the moment, but something like that might sound good. Then again, might not... Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin Oh what joy it is to watch him play, Morgan Schneiderlin Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin He never gives the ball away Might be a few too high notes for it, too.

Ok mate, will mail you v soon

Michael Owen.

And Jenas... lol. Say goodbye to positional discipline and completed passes if we ever were to sign him

Some of the names mentioned are completely mental

Haha yeah... one guy stared right through me, I had to glance away it was that scary! Piercing blue eyes and a bit of a scowl... scared the sh1te out of me! Ha, it's all cool though, no-one was ouy of order at all... I just should have come and said hello. If you're in the Itchen/Northam wing next year I'll pop by and say hello!

Where did all those big foam hands come from? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Do you and "The Girls" hang out with the players then?

If it's Deppo... rofl!

So true. He's probably quite a nice guy around genuine people, unlike those who probably want to associate themselves with him because of his success/local status and money. Have to say, I rolled my eyes when I read the line "Some of the girls told me..."

Ladies and Gents, you're going to enjoy this picture immensely; (keep scrolling, it's worth it) (a little excerpt from PO) (keep going) ROFLPMSLLOLCOPTERS

Hell of an effort, that!

Thank f()ck for that! We can keep our players! (Well, not Chambo but still)

Was he choked up again as well? Everytime I see him almost crack, I do too!

I'm copying all the links down, amazing reading. Might, if I have the time, upload all the reports and vids. This should be catalogued!

Yup, 'twas him. One of his lot gave me a right dirty look outside the ground though, stared right through me. Unnerving stuff.

I can't add any more links to people welcoming us back, surely, as I'd be here all night. Incredible reaction from around 90% of rival fans... Wow.