Crab Lungs

Ft 1-1 Whammers booing

30 seconds left, WHU flag

4 mins left of AT

9 mins injury time. Can get it on bbc radio londpn 94.9 on the tunein app

You've a great memory - lungsforever, quite good for a while I remember someone else starting the windups on forums (bushcraft) and then nibbles and bites embracing it soon after. I was 21 then. OMG

Still the FL's fault then...

Our Jos, in the middle of defence

Sounds like toast!

Spurs, Palace and Charlton? WTF? Spurs won't give a sh1te about us and the others won't care much either. They'll be a bit of needle with Brighton but their real rivalry is with Palace.

I absolutely loved that! It was like the reaction of an excited 4 year-old

Lol at them loaning them out to all our immediate rivals. One last gasp attempt to try and get one over us.

"They took the p155 and they went bankrupt and I just can't seem to get enough of...... do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do H-M-R-C"

Where's ****ypants and pfc123?

On fratton park being unused....; Isn't already practically unused apart from fortnightly visits from a few crackheads?

sha la la la la la la la , sha la la la la la la la, sha la la la la la la la - who the **** is laughing now!

Haha, that's EXACTLY what I was planning on doing with a search feature with all the main protagnists and contributors!

I know nothing of tax rules and regs but if this is at all possible, I'd do it. And sort you out... at WorldNet 12. Thank you rallyboy, I hope that the bible does this thread justice. I hope to maintain most of it in it's most purest form whilst also making it more, well... easier to navigate in a flick-of-the-page kinda way. If it's a success, I'll ask Baj if he's interested in making a Corp Ho app for Android and iPhone, one which upon a single prompt, lavishes a daily pearl of mockney wisdom direct to your mobile device. There are so many reasons as to why that comment is stupid I'm not even going to begin. OK, just a couple. Villa's debt is serviceable. They get more than 10,000 fans each home match.

That was sublime. It's a big test. A big, big test. In fact, it may even have an ending by the time I've finished but I'm going to give it a shot. This thread is deserving of preservation in first and foremost it's most raw are pure form, that goes without saying. Encapsulating all 1129 pages is a toughie. I'm confident I can do it. More confident than Birch is of saving Pompey, anyway.

With the express permission of the webmasters and the contributors of this thread (of whom I am yet to officially ask), I am going to attempt to a PTS bible and a snapshot (for those of us who just want the basic facts). I will begin next week, providing I have the authority to do so. Of course, this is something that continues to roll on relentlessly every day, so I would need to maintain it. I'll have to see how it goes but it's going to take some serious work. However, needs must and it'd be nice to have something that we can just revisit easily without having to trawl through hundreds of pages first. I could really use some extra fingers for this so any of the phew that want to help, please do let me know

Haha, that's awesome in a way, but unless I'm immersed in the game I'd find it hard to play it with the likes of Vassell as a manager etc. It's funny you should mention realism as I was offered a job as a tester in 2010 for the football manager series. Evidently, my location totally ruled me out of taking the opportunity but I did learn some interesting things during my "test" and the subsequent chat afterwards. Alot of the testing is realism-based, meaning you'd play the game during the day as you would normally (what a job!) and then leave it on holiday before you left work. Upon returning in the morning, you'd then have to go through the previous nights' processing and weed out all the unrealistic bugs, whether they were minor or major. For example, would Newcastle be in League One in 5 years time It's not totally unrealistic but it's unlikely. Would Darius Vassell become a manager? He's never struck me as the type, so I'd doubt it - though like anything, it's not totally inconceivable. In theory then, with that amount of testing/debugging, the game should evolve and become more realistic as time goes on... but we'll see! I mean, it's not all fantasy-stuff. I'm Portsmouth at the moment and I've just been taken over by a Bulgarian businessman who is building a new training ground and academy, cleared the debts and told me to go spend, spend, spend. Y'see? Real. Very real.

Just received a tax rebate notification of £380 from the year 03-04... COYHRMC!

Murty, surely?

Murty, surely?