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I'd absolutely agree. If someone offered me Blackburn, Wigan or some of the other midfield's compared to us, I'd most definitely say no

OK, daughters of famous or not-so-famous people only! My first suggestion was inspired by a TV advert I've just seen. I never knew Robin Williams had a daughter...

Better than Mancienne, Henderson... We've just signed an EPL quality player; which, of course, he'll prove in time.

Massive lol at Mancienne and Henderson being preferred to him for U21's. He's got real class... not an ineffective nudger like so many supposed PL quality midfielders.

I think you're right, defo.

LOL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14052690 Enjoyed watching this, scummy dirty-teethed journo getting pwned by Hugh Grant

That's Geckos designs, lol

Glad it's gone, but I wonder how many people will buy the NoTW this Sunday as a souvenir, seeing as it's the last one? :-/

We should have turned this into a "Guess Her Muff" thread as well!

I'm assuming you've never heard her voice? It's a fine line between wanting punch/punish her.

She would be an 8, but her mind-numbingly lobotomising voice brings her down to a six and thus, under the radar. Excellent shout.

I'd love it to happen and I'd have loved us to take the Leicester route with a couple of marquee, big-name signings and 2-3 more established NPC competent players ,but it appears we're holding our cards very close to our chest... and besides, I'm not sure NA is one of marquee signings, which is a shame in some respects as they can sometimes galvanise a club (not an Edgar Davids-style type signing, though!) Besides, the chances of anyone falling in love with rubbish-strewn, chavtastic, dull, permanently grey surroundings of Southampton have to be remote.

LMFAO@that quote! I don't know why Corp denies that he's said some of these things.

I'm not sure a £50,000pw ex-CL winning international midfielder would fancy skanking around in the Championship. And we probably wouldn't be able to afford him, either.

Peddled that line for years, it really is frustrating that every little thing is considered worthy of griping about. Anyway, I suspect the car park is a paid one these days to deter people from parking there for the whole day and fecking off to town...

Corp's back for the latest round of d1ck measuring!

Lol, they still don't get it, do they? You agreed to pay them the money you fe(king morons....

Rightly or wrongly, it really comes to something when you have to rely on your bitterest rivals fans to fill in the blanks that your own club won't tell you. Fair play for investigating it more though, pfc123

They still won't admit they are involved in human cloning.

It does take time for websites to become indexed... have you checked the keywords you've used on the keywords tool? I can possibly help you, but Baj would definitely be the expert here. And with adwords, it's best to check how much you'd likely pay for your words. I wouldn't advise going to adwords route without the supervision of someone and a budget as you could lose quite a bit. Then again, you can cap your daily spend but you also want it to be effective. If you want it to rank organically, that would likely take time, depending on your competition, SEO and so forth. As I said, Baj might be able to advise you better...

Absolute sh1te. I couldn't give a t0ss if the player played for Portsmouth in the past - if that player compliments/improves our squad, great. Just because they were temporarily tainted by the blue sh1ts should never, ever discount them playing for us. That's honesty, btw.

FWIW, I've met Dave Nugent. After calling me a scummer rather jovially, he was a nice chap to talk to. Don't think he's any different than anyone else, certainly didn't carry the ego of some footballers, that's for sure.

That was a beauty!

You still don't get it, do you? Neither ours/Man U/Barcelona/Whoever else is/has been in debt is comparable to the situation. Yes, some clubs have huge debts - but they're huge clubs which can SERVICE them. It might not be right, but as you can see, they continuously pay their bills, whereas, even to this day, you continue to not bother (Tal Ben-Haim). Irrespective, most teams in debt cut their cloth accordingly. We did when we got shafted for being 4k over our overdraft (not £138m). We played youth players, loaned our bigger earners out - anything to get by without impacting on anyone. You lot? Nah, why bother? Screw charities, screw local businesses, screw the taxpayer and screw everyone if you can to continue to pay way beyond your means until the next drug/gun-running/mafioso type needs some cash cleansed. And you know what? You lot don't even seem to care who owns your club. As long as you get a couple of years cheating the odds you lot consider it "all worth it in the end". Because, like a Fratton whore, you'll do anything for a fix... quickie round the back, anal, a55-to-mouth... The difference is, you're a far from reluctant whore.. You're club is, alongside FIFA, one of the biggest skidmarks in modern-day football.