Crab Lungs

Give me a slapped-on, ugly print any day I too like minimalistic but some of the kits I've seen so far have been utterly, utterly horrifying. And if they're not horrifying, they're boring... and as for what they've done with the Sunderland home kit and Rangers away... But still, I reserve judgement on ours, of course... but I'm not expecting anything other than some horrible generic template with inverted colours.

Yes please!

Have to say, Umbro really are utter turd design-wise.

I don't think it was fair to assume he was rubbish at all... if you write a player off one performance then you are, for all intents and purposes, a moron. So those who did it... you're all morons Seriously though, I always try to look beyond a couple of missed chances and see the overall picture. What else does he contribute to the team? Is he getting in scoring positions? Movement, passing, first touch... how does he fit in with the formation, tactics, partnerships, players around him.

Ward-Prowse? Shaw?

Crouch, Dryden, Hiley... all players that fans moaned about before giving them a chance. Superb post btw, Minty.

That deserves an immediate punch to whoever says it. No questions.

Colonel Gaddafi to be unveiled as the backer? Even with the money that's been frozen he'd still be able to live (and be treated) like a king in Skatesmouth

lmfao!!!!!!!

As posted earlier: I hope you post this on the Takeover thread... and who is 'Frattonman'? He's come up with some corkers; and and it appears his mate 'Scumstomper' is equally afflicted .... and I really don't think Brian Howard would go there, especially if we're in for him. In fact, why don't we just ask Brian himself? Btw... who are the mongers on the Echo site writing Howard off?

I hope you post this on the Takeover thread... and who is 'Frattonman'? He's come up with some corkers; and and it appears his mate 'Scumstomper' is equally afflicted .... and I really don't think Brian Howard would go there, especially if we're in for him. In fact, why don't we just ask Brian himself?

First time I heard "assume makes an ass out of 'u' and 'me'" I thought it was amusing. Any utterances after that I've despised.

Yeah, that's her! Saw her in an Australian made film and she can pack a scowl with the best of them. Plus she has a snub nose. I fear you might be right though, she's definitely over 7/10. I was hoping her relative anonymity would lower the score

You certainly know how to make me quiver with excitement!

And how was it?

...And I don't really like blondes :-o

Elizabeth Mitchell Vera Farmiga Mario Bello Valeria Golino

One for Dune

Another of my favourites, and another with a cute little snub nose;

Joanna Cassidy. Something about the scowl.

Not a bad start at all! The bird off "It's a Knockout"... Nell McAndrew, Lucy Alexander?

Does anyone have any celebrity sh4gging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.

Does anyone have any celebrity ****ging stories? I remember a thread a while ago which was pretty amusing but nonetheless, it has slipped off since then.

After seeing her on HIGNFY, I have concluded that Victoria Coren is most definitely underrated and surprisingly alluring. A little bit chunky, quite funny and has a real moody, smouldering look about her. So, can anyone else out there suggest any more "worth a squirts"? The pre-requisite must be that they are no higher than 7/10 (in other words, no Salma Hayek, Megan Fox etc). They cannot be supermodels, glamour models or bimbos. Guilty pleasures, even. PS: I now feel revolted with myself for using the term "worth a squirt"... but it's too late now.